Judge — November 13, 1897 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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T E TIP TERROR cannot be put down, because everything comes to him who-waits. eee ETH LOW has,long believed that office has been seeking him with an anxiety that amounts to severe pain. cee STUDENT in a Texas university has gone crazy with the fancy that he is a great populist, so we guess he is, eee T STRIKES US as mighty good in the Troy Press to explain that the g. 0. p. initials do not apply to the grand old Platt. THERE 1S a paper in this town that propos- €s to hook a few kings and queens and bring them here for public exhibition. coe THERE ARE TWO re- markable statements. One is that heat is warm, and the other that the New York Sun is a Republican paper. ii O71 Mil THE RECALL of Weyler wow, is the greatest victory z the insurgent Cubans have May snl won; and when his succes- sor goes the Spanish army will go with him. ——— se Foor-bat D*- SWALLOW of Har- risburg was the pro- hibition candidate for state treasurer of Pennsylvania; but we must remember that one swallow does not make a bummer. eee WHEN HENRY GEORGE, following Mr. Bryan in the declaration, says he too is a Jeffersonian the spirit of the departed Thomas must writhe with agony and indignation. WHILE MR. LANGTRY dies of insanity Mrs. Langtry wins two hun- dred thousand dollars with a racing-horse. Somebody has said something regarding the pace that kills, we believe. . THERE IS NO foreign famine in wool,” says the South Bend 777d- une, “yet the price of wool has advanced about sixty per cent. in one short year.” Ob, yes; but, as Mr. Bryan says, this has been a wet summer, (CHARACTERISTIC MODESTY induced a St. Louis man to order banjo music at his funeral. If he had lived in Chicago he would have ordered the services of a brass band and the trumpeting of a few elephants. oes BLACK MEN never have yellow fever, and somebody in Georgia pro- poses to inoculate white men with the blood of blacks as a preventive of that disease. The shock that has ensued is worse than that ever pro- duced by the epidemic. TAKING THINGS EASY. jured in the practice-game to-day?" No; the boys went real easy to-day, selves up for the championship game to-morrow. an ear, Dobson got a few teeth kicked out, Jacock dislocated his jaw and broke a few fingers, but nobody got what you could really call hurt.” SOME GOOD IN THE YELLOW. HONOR to the newspaper tnat hooked the girl Cisneros from Weyler: and should a war with Spain come of it we have no doubt the gen- erous man who owns the concern will pay all the expenses on our side. There is too much froth to the beer this journalist sells; but his enterprise is magnificent and his generosity, whatever its motive, has given joy to many a suffering heart. A NEW AUTUMN GAME, TIS A FACT that a German lover made a bet that he could kiss his sweetheart ten thousand times in ten hours, that he kissed her nearly four thousand times in three hours, and that then his lips became para lyzed and he lost the bet. Foolish extravagance like this ought to be severely rebuked; and yet it is likewise a fact that the girl was in prime condition at the close of the contest and felt hurt when the referee called off the match, A POSSIBLE SITUATION, T IS NOT unreasonable to suppose that, as alleged, Spain would give up Cuba were it not for the danger of a consequent revolution at home. It is a choice, in other words, between the killing of Cubans and the killing of Spaniards, and everybody in these cases prefers the sacrifice of the enemy. A slight war with the United States would perhaps pacify the Spaniards at home and open the way to Cuban independence without excessive humiliation of the Spanish government. A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT. 1 JUPcE PRYOR of this town decides that there is such a thing as verbal outrage, and that it need not necessarily be attended with physical force, and accordingly grants a woman's petition for a separation from her too verbal husband. With this precedent established there are likely to be petitions from the other half of the domestic establishment, for the ability for abusive verbos- ity is more largely developed on the part of the weaker than the other sex. THE EXAMPLE OF THE ZUNIS. THE ZUNI INDIANS have concluded not to torture witches hereafter. Here is reform in an unex- pected quarter, and it is the more surprising because Spain sticks to torture in Spain, Cuba and the Philip- pines, while the sultan both tortures and assassinates, Presently, with the progress of the Zuni Indians before them, the Christian governments of Europe may pluck up courage and conscientiousness sufficiently to protect the men and women who belong to their own church. They are saving them- Robinson got his nose broken, Smith lost HE NEVER WILL BE MISSED. WILLIAM C. WHITNEY is reminded by the Atlanta Constitution that he isn’t as big a man as he thinks he is, and that his absence in Europe, the better to sulk and pout, is a matter of no consequence to the Democratic party. “The party got along without him last year,” says the Constitution in a final burst of scorn, “and they will be able to get along without him for many years to come.” Undoubtedly; but what kind of a“ get along” was it last year, anyhow? Something to brag of, was it? CHURCH AND STATE. God Almighty requires you to unite in your temple work and unite in your politics. You should unite to elect your city council and also all your state officials, You must put aside your Democracy and Republicanism and as latter-day saints unite. S° SAID Wilford Woodruff, president of a recent conference of Mor- mons at Salt Lake City. ‘The Mormons have a large majority over the Gentiles, and the church will doubtless rule in the local politics and that of the state, It is a good thing that federal law has drawn a line over which polygamy must not pass; but the church, working secretly, is half as bad as it used to be, while its impudence is greater tha: ever before. comicbooks.com