Judge — November 13, 1897 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

* Do yer want der ‘ nitroglyc,’ Bill?” “No, a jimmy ; dis is only a safety-lock. Hundreds of bike-accidents happen daily, and yet they call them safeties. Room. MaTE—'* Here it is, confound you ! Take it; I'll make you a present of it.” Drrro—* Wha Room-mate—" This safety razor you ad- vised me to buy yesterday.” It’s always one of those safety-lamps that will explode; and you barely have time to escape from fire with your life. Mrs. O'Brien, the cook, used Jones’s safety- oil only once, and she speaks most highly of it . yt Puysician—" Then Willie didn’t swallow a pin as going farther with her than any other. after all?” Mrs. MammA—" Oh, yes; but I found out from him that it was a safety-pin he swallowed Ss de ig * Jones afterwards explained to his wife that it wasn't the accident that made him use strong language ; it was the name of the folding- ‘The man who wore one of those safety toe-clips at the bike race and couldn't extricate his toe from the pedal in time. bed that exasperated him. ‘Sackett s Withelis Lithe & P¥g Co NewYork SAFETIES: SHOWING TO JUDGE'S CAREFUL READERS HOW THE WORD IS OFTEN MISAPPLIED. . i comicbooks.com