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This page is primarily **advertising with scattered humor**, typical of early 1900s satirical magazines. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - "Hyomei" (an Australian dry-air treatment for respiratory ailments) - Oppenheimer Cure for alcoholism and morphine addiction - B. Altman & Co. men's clothing - Whitman's Chocolates - The "Eagle" Graphophone (talking machine) - Judge Publishing Co. **Humor sections:** Small joke columns with dialogue snippets mocking contemporary domestic life—husbands with "delirium tremens," divorce gossip, tandem bicycles as private meeting spots, and boardinghouse complaints. These are generic, observational humor about marriage, social pretension, and urban life rather than political satire. **Visual:** A sketch shows people with horses and a dog in a rural/frontier setting, likely illustrating the "Nature's Great Secret" medical claim. The page reflects Judge's mixed commercial-editorial model: advertisements subsidized satirical content while both sold consumer products and social commentary to middle-class readers.

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FOUND IN THE WILDS OF AUSTRALIA) "**=s*— 2" Zeurnet IGH Class Neckwear; Shirts,| | The Only Remedy Which Nature Per-| Sith * Mi Jarvis {s suing bes hasband ready to wear, and made to for divorce.” Jones—** Why, 1 t . + ‘ mits to Enter the Bronchial aeived bape aip topeinee rein ed measure; Pajamas, Underwear, Ho- Tubes and Lungs. id until last fal, when Jarvis ran for mayor, |siery, Gloves, etc. ‘Thirty-eight hundred physicians in the United | and his wife found out what a vi was : States alone are now prescribing *" Hyomei,” | by reading the opposition newspaper.” — CAi- | Complete lines of Imported and Do- the New Australian Dry Air Treatment for Ca- | Cage News. tic Hi Robes, Smoking Jack- tarrh, Catarrhal Deafness, Bronchitis, Asthma, Hay Fever, Coughs, Colds, and Consumption. | 7,_"--They say that George Hartley has i h i having found in it the only germictde | peer talking a alot deal ‘behind sour’ beck ets Toweling Bath Robes and Dress which at once destroys the bacilli of these dis-| iately,"" She (turning pale)—" I'd like to know | ing Gowns, eases, and the only method by which they can | what he's been saying.” /7-—" Oh, you know bbe reached and cured. No liquid medicines to well enough. It was all done on his tandem.” | Also select lines of Canes and Um- injure the stomach. "No sprays, douches, nor | Then she drew a long sigh of reliel.—Cleve- atomizers to destroy the hearing and senses of brellas, Steamer and Traveling Ru; taste and smell. Nothing but Dry Air | "4 “<4. me Fee, impregnated with this new discovery, and car- set Carriage Robes, etc. ried to every part of the head, throat and lungs} _‘* Those,” said the proverbial boarder, ‘* who Every pleco a bre re one BP. in by the breath of life. dance must pay the fiddler.” ** Oh, not abso- | NINETEENTH ST. & SIXTH AVE., RS lutely necessary,” said Asbury Peppers. ** Many New York. pele INSTANTANEOUS CHOCOLATE a man has danced on nothing."—Cincinnatr \ 6 LE; rfect in flavor \d quality, de- 6 99 | Enquirer, — j NY Hefous “and ‘heattntul, Btade tn ing water. 7 Tee “Is it true that Pslugger, who abandoned LE ih Am hey fj the prize-ring last year, has become a base-ball Cures by Inhalation. umpire?” "Yes. There was a story out that he quit prize-fighting on account of cowardice. Piilerniebolnp faves ariaeierlR deal money | and he thought it best to knock that rumor in J the head. “What's the matter?” asked the penurious dlord, ‘The plasters fallen off the ceil- said the tenant's son. ‘* Well, 1 hope you are satisfied. The first thing you did when you moved in was to complain that the ceilings were too low."— Washington Star. ~Chicago Tribune, “ Hyomei” outfit, $1.00. Extra bottles, so cts. “ Hyomei Balm” (a'wonderful healer), a5 cis. Sold by all druggists, of tent by mail, Send forthe Story) A West Philadelphia nian named Button is - aon the father of six young children, and he always R.T. BOOTH CO., speaks of them as the “‘six-button kids."— 23 East aoth Street, NEW YORK. | /Ailedelphia Inquirer. ; revent thet annoying dryucas of the threat aad iasure| _‘* What is this telegraphy without wires?” ee se hacia Well, when I was young they called it ‘ mak- It not on sale in your nelghborhood, send § cents tn | ‘DE EVES at the girls." "—Chicago Record. -atampe and we will mall a WALLACE & Ct Jupor’s Linnary {8 fall of pure fan. No politics. 16. THE JACHIN. THAT TALKS The Latest and Most Perfect Talking Machine, The “ Eagle” Graphophone, MANUPACTURED EXPRESSLY FOR US BY THE COLUMBIA PHONOGRAPH COMPANY OF NEW YORK. _ The “Eagle” does all that the most expensive machine will do, and | quite as well. Reproduces clearly and brilliantly. Records naturally and with startling clearness. ‘We want YOUR name on our subscrip- 04 cane, {tno yon don't acd one tf you sold tagen w | OUR PROPOSITION 1S THIS: yon'ikeUt.name onus eesti A 4 é; 100,000 new names during the present year. To secure this number we will supply hearof soy. one wantleg’a\well:bred popey..thlak of me, don't You know. you with one of these machines and a subscription to any of our periodicals practically aaa at cost. Therefore, we supply | 1“ le” Graphophone, Aluminum Reproducer, Horn, and | P Trabe- producer, Horn, ant 2-Way Hearing OPPENHE IME R CU R Ya BuTron Hook ‘With One Year's Subscription to Demorest’s Magazine, $10.00 OMers a0 Rem Or, with One Year's Subscription to Leslie's Weekly,” 12.00 ALCOHOLISM. For Link Cuff Buttons, Or, with One Year's Subscription to Judge, - 14.00 ‘ | San ankttl On Bationer. Carrying Case—Polished Antique Oak, - - $2.00 extra. MORPHINISM & |B Bureenieeatinr ss Recording Diaphragm—Genuine Sapphire Point, $5.00 extra. 50 cents each, $5.00 per doz. NEURASTHENIA Coven ms Blank Oylinders, ready for making your own records, 20c. each. ‘The Craving for Li Re egiag 5 ‘ 5 . There is nothing in the line of talking-machines Gag eke ratte ime ||" Slt bin last evening." said the maiden IMPORTANT! thee bucetirg inthe des of catking achat ITHOUT DANGER. No Ht Nes. 10 beat), ry << afd te x «¢.,| terms and prices, and full particulars. Correspondence solicited. NO INTERRUPTION OF ORDINARY HABITS. ‘And he’s written me a poem that is beautiful Gearstedtagiibecrareg citealt semen. || | and sweet.” Judge Publishing Co., 110 Fifth Avenue, NEW YORK. For other iniermation, ee ‘andret-}| Then she mailed it to an editor and sealed it erences, in complete booklet, send or call with a kiss, Witn this writing on the margin—"' Send a cheque along for this.” —Allanta Constitution. comicbooks.com