Judge — November 6, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Here is a fragment of a new song from the! Chicago Record entitled ** There's nothing left of darling but a little sesamoid,” evidently in- spired by the Luetgert murder trial : An aged man stood weeping in a soap estab- lishment; His eyes were red and bleary—he was a seedy gent. And all the burden of the grief by which he seemed annoyed Was centred in that little bone we call a sesa- moid. Cnorus. The orbicularis oris has lost the smile it wore ; The vermiform appendix will trouble her no more. Death struck her solar plexus and smashed the coracoid ; Now there's nothing left of darling but a little sesamoid. T'll tell you how it happened. mad one day ; He hit her mental process in a careless sort of way, He didn't think would hort her, but he cracked a condyloid And drove the maxillary into the pterygoid. She made him The sales of Cook's Imperial Champagne ex- ceed all the native wines put together. Why? It's the best. 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