Judge — October 30, 1897 — page 7: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PROTECTED. seAFTER all A your boasts, Mrs. Dash, you did not fire off your pistol at that burg- lar?” “How could I? He was standing right in front of my new stained-glass AN EVIDENT FACT. Ah aR Wanted, immediately, one flying-machine in good working order. Price window. no object. Address Scaredolopus Quitemucholus, Athens. TRICKS OF HALLOW-EVE. N HALLOW. EVE, in olden times, Her fate a maiden read From bowls of water in a row, And drops of molten lead. Or with a mirror in her hand, At midnight all alone, She saw her future husband's face Reflected with her own. In darkness, with a ball of yarn \ She sought the wishing-well, wut Vy And wound until he rose to view bs se oko tnee rune ry, M In answer to her spell. zrecting, Txven’s, Cos t 100% SSxaaCe, J “ig Or in the churchyard’s lonely bound, But listen and give me a chance. r é Between the graves a-row, She scattered hemp until his shade But simply’ William Wald s, ‘fad : Came after her to mow. A-journeying back from Klondike diggin’s. : ‘ I started there ; no step more brisk was. What's that you say—where are my whiskers? ’ But all these customs quaint and old Well, friends, 1 must confess, alas! & “: My mule ate them at Chilkoot pass ; Are laid upon the shelf ; And I, not being quite a fool, HER BAD AIM. She only takes the mirror now Why, 1 turned round and ate the mule; Hewrtt—" Does your wife miss you when you are To see her pretty self. And being round I journeyed back away?” A yard of ribbon and a rose And lived a month on that ere jack. + She misses me when I am at home.” : So back I've tramped that hungry beat, 7 What do you mean?” Are all abe ceeds te weave, A-looking round for things to eat. : She can’t throw a cup straight.” A stronger spell around his heart ‘Than tricks of Hallow-eve. MIKKA TRYING, THE SEASON ENDED. ++} {OW did you know that the base-ball season was over? You never attended the games.” “Twas in Lawyer Johnson's office yesterday and heard him tell his clerk to put the back-in-ten-minutes sign on the top shelf in the back room.” TROUBLE FOR BOTH. He —* Oh, of course, dear, it is all right for you to eat onions if you like them, and I'm not the one to stop you; but, I declare, it’s hard work to stand it.” She —* Well, 1 don’t blame you, Harry, for after I eat them I can hardly stay where I am myself.” A TECHNICAL MISINTERPRETATION, - WHY HE KEPT THEM. Uncie Pocus—"* Th’ wurst in th’city? Wa-al, STRANGRR—"' I see yo" keeps chickens. Does yo" keep dem fo" toe eat ?” by ginger! ef I wuz constable here it wouldn't take Mr. Ketcuum—'' No; on'y fo' appearances. Yo" doan’ s‘pose I'd eat sech chickens ez dem, do yo'?” me long t haul vp thet feller, b’gosh!” comicbooks.com