Judge — October 23, 1897 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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He's kissed me good-bye, but a tear 's in my eye, For Johnnie may never come back. Johnnie is goin’ to Klondike To face the wild snow an’ the sleet ; An’ all of the gold his dear arms can hold He'll scatter some day at my feet. But with all the earth's gems an’ its jewels ‘There's somethin’ my sad heart would lack If he left me to sigh as he kissed me good-bye— If Johnnie should never come back. Johnnie is goin’ to Klondike— Far from my kisses he'll roam But what is the gold of the mountains To the love that he’s leavin’ at home? A simple, poor lass with her lover ‘The robes of a lady may lack, But no tear ‘s in her eye till he kisses good- An’ Johnnie may never come back in Francisco Call, CF” ann THe TEETH The lamp of learning has shown us why the teeth need daily care, end revealed the usefulness of Sozodont for nearly forty years. HALL & RUCKEL NEW YORK Proprietors LONDON ‘A sample of Sozodont and Sozoderma Soap for the postage, three cents. 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