Judge — October 2, 1897 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Here, here! the Albany Evening Journal] should not talk about ** Mr. Flower's insincer- ity.” He may be erroneous, but he is never | insincere for the time being. He believes all he says when he says it, though sometimes he believes it by main strength and says it in the same way.—Brookiyn Eagle, A municipal judge has before him a culprit. ‘What are you here for?” ** Picking pockets, your honor." Picking pockets? You're honest man to admit it. I'll let you off with twenty dollars fine.” ‘The thief goes through his clothes and can find only sixteen dollars. * Here!" exclaims the judge, ** who arrested this man?” ‘*I did,” says Officer Mulcahey, standing up. ‘Well, take him out in the crowd till he gets the other four dollars."— Minneapolis Times, “Oh My! Oh My! ied What do I Spy?” Whitman’s } CHOCOLATES AND CONFECTIONS attract everybody—make those eat sweets who never ate before, while connoisseurs and eandy-wise people want no others. Sold everywhere. Ask for them. Little Teddie—* Did our baby come right to us from heaven?" His mamma— Yes, dar- ling; right straight down.” Little Teddie— “TV guess he must ‘a’ lit on his feet, an’ that’s what makes him so bow-legged.""— Cleveland Leader. (THE GENUINE ig HARTSHORN ED. Pl NAU D' f=} TATEST EXTRACT FOR THE HANDKERCHIEF. VIOLET TE. REINE” Ouren oF VIOLET PERFUMES. ITE AND REFINED, THE TRUE OD0R OF THE LIVING FLOWER, BEWARE OF INFERIOR PERFUMES SOLD UNDER SIMILAR NANES. GETTING THEM UP. Mavcr— Jack, dear, it's rude of yon to turn your back on me. JACK—""* Manuers for men,’ dearest.”” 3) What are you reading?” —Pick-me-up. ~SEN aypoat EASE DEATH PERFUME Good tor > uy and Ola ‘WILLIAMS’ SHAVING SOAPS — saptad to diferent tants and uae, Larary Staring Tadlet 26 Cents Romns ithe “‘Genatne Yano" ‘0 certs, Olah ate, neat oeae caiget nave 1 NOTE=It yor dain fle oneppty rom vert oe Seay addres postpaid on receipt af orton. forma best | Williams’ Ghaving Stick, erzetere, 25 Conta, ‘Willams’ Charing feap (Barrer, ‘Thlata the ind your barter sbeald Rares tor Totland Pad 2" ecanal shavred Seka Sade cet ‘Trial ec ase Core) There is a recognizable tendency to equalize the price per bushel of wheat and silver.— Rochester Democrat, You wear out clothes on a wash-board fen times as much as on the body. How foolish / Buy Dobbins's Electric Soap of your grocer and ‘save this useless wear. Made ever since 1865. Don’t take imitations. There are lots of them, CONSUMPTION The seashore boarder was accosted in the dark lane leading ta the hotel by a man with a gleaming revolver. ‘* Hands up!” shouted the thug. “Ob, Tsay, landlord.” replied the boarder; “‘you're not going to collect till my week 's up, are you?”— Philadelphia North American, LOOD POISON A SPECIALTY cans: FECAL) avaittlacro rece teaacas ae lor samme price ander ty. ityou prefer tocomebe Tulrcag arcana ile Scene ital bebind our ne Pane eon Auaalnis presinaats Bees ‘Temple, CHICAGO, Mr. Bryan said in a speech last year that when silver was a dollar twenty-nine cents an ounce wheat was a dollar twenty-nine cents a bushel; when silver was sixty-five cents an ounce wheat was sixty-five cents a bushel, and soon. Now silver is forty cents an ounce and wheat—now quit !—/utchinson News, all Points WEST EVERARD'S TURKISH, RUSSIAN AND ELECTRIC BATHS, Permanent and Transient Rooms. * Moderate Prices, 7* QERYEREE FRO comicbooks:com