Judge — October 2, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Perhaps the best way to drive a lazy horse is to drive him as you would a tack.— West Union (Zowa) Gazette, “Very nice,” said one woman of another, “but limited." She’s bounded on the north by servants, on the south by children, on the east by ailments, and on the west by clothes."— Evening Sun, DO not drink foreign champagnes. YOU will find better at home. DRINK Cook's Imperial Champagne. Go throw a rock out in the ocean, and if a bit of it sticks above water trust Great Britain to come along and annex it.—Bufalo En. quirer, Stranger—* What is that_ particular hum- ming noise?” Old resident. That's the grass growing in the streets."— Cleveland Plain Dealer, The physician in charge had decided that an operation should be performed. “Do you think,” asked a relative anxiously, ‘*that the operation will do any good?” ‘* Well, I should say it would,” replied the doctor confidently. “And he'll live?” ‘Oh, dear, no; not at ail. But it will settle a medical point that has been in dispute for the last fifty years." —Chicago Post CHAFING, Prickly Heat and Perspiration quickly relieved by PACKER’S Tar Soap. better Cocktail at home than is served over any bar in the world ' THE CLUB~ | Tere MANHATTAN, MARTINI. Whiskey, L-LAND GIN, TOMGIN, ‘MOUTH and YORK. Do not be wrongfully prejudiced against a bottled Cocktail until you have tried the “Club” brand, The principle is correct, the ingredients the best, and the result is all that can be desired. Try them and satisfy yourself. Probably nothing is the cause of more cold- ness in early married life than a man’s dislike to being compelled to tell his wife he loves her when he has something else on his mind.— Atchison Globe. Men pray more for their wives than they let on.—No girl ever respects a man much till he hhas made her lose her temper.—Firmness is what a man has himself and stubbornness is what his wife has.—Wew York Press, The enormous sale of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup has brought to the surface numerous imitations. Keep a sharp look-out when you buy. “always did dislike men who have no ear for music,” said one girl; "*and now I dislike them more than ever. Charley Nevergo called to see me yesterday evening. At eleven o'clock I went to the piano.” ‘And played * Home, sweet home’?” said the other girl. ‘Yes. First T played it asa ballad. He didn't move. Then played it as a waltz, and next as a polka, and then asa jig.” ‘‘And what did he do?” + He said, * Gracious, Miss Jones! what a jolly lot of tunes you know! And all so different.’ Odds and Ends, F WiLLGONVINCE THAy OLDEN SCEPTRE g 1S PERFECTION ND. FORE Faces SERS re RRiCes lib Saale URBRIG SH nag SINGLE TUBE | TIRES | HARTFORD RUBBER WORKS ¢ IRRATIONALITIES, Ain't any reason in bein’ proud, Too fine to go with the rest of the crowd; Ain't any reason in bein’ shy— World ain't waitin’ for you to pass by ; Ain't any reason in bein’ a shirk, Clappin’ for somebody else to work ; Ain't any reason in not bein’ glad— Ain't this life the best you have had? n't any reason in bei " afraid— Something ‘Il happen, ‘tain't all down grade ; Ain't any reason in talkin’ fast— The little you've got to say won't last ; Ain't any reason in not lookin’ up Soon as you've got to the dregs in your cup; Ain't any reason in not forgivin'— You must keep on lovin’ to keep on livin’; Ain’t any reason in not bein’ trae— Make a beginnin’ an’ carry it through ; Ain’t any reason, or joy, or beauty, In doin’ anything less than your duty. —Laura H, Fisher in Boston Traveler. 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