Judge — September 4, 1897 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Bp HARTSHORNS suuctaunsy NOTICE ,, ft ce . bly LABEL voce GENUINE [i aM Traveler. KING OF ALL DRINKS. : 25c. a Bottle. nalism is in mind, woman stood forth. you a little baby. Supper, | Mr. Newwed (home late for the first time)— “I know I'm a little late, Alice, dear. really shouldn't sit up and darling.” Mfrs. Newwed- It's too late for supper. You it supper for me, , dearest? I've laid the break- He never did it again,—Boston The late John G. Saxe, a poet of the people, told in one of his rhymes of the fate of the man who tried to be as funny as he could. The fate of the would-be funny person should not be taken asa possible parallel when humorous jour- Now there is Jubce, and | we venture the assertion that of ail the funny papers it is the funniest. The: one laugh on each of its pages, and with Jupce as doctor a fit of the blues will be dispelled and b | the patient feel no ill effects after the treatment. —Troy Press. is more than b| The apple gave Eve knowledge; the petti- coat gave her mystery; straightway the new ‘And Adam had no club to escape to, nor did his wife go out of town B | in the summer.—New York Evening Sun. Nurse—" Johnnie, the stork has just brought Wouldn't you like to see your little brother?” Johnnie—"* Naw; but I'd like to see the stork."—Stockholm Kasper, The PRUDENTIAL has the was the Ages J to 70. payable yearly, half-yearly, quarterly, weekly. Write Amounts HAS NO PEER. Possenses a flavor and natural dryne of | Served inal Restaurants, Hotels and Road-howses. A. WERNER & C0, 62 Warren St, ¥. 7. City. 5 “CONSUMPTION JOHN F. DRYDEN, President, FIRST! On the Continent of America To popularize Life Insurance, by introducing a plan by which the whole family might be insured. THE PRUDENTIAL Pioneer of Industrial Insurance, and blazed a pathway to success. Assets, - - $19,541,827 Income, - - $14,558,445 Surplus, - - $4,034,116 Policies in force over $2,475,000 Insurance in force over $320,453,483 $15 to $50,000. Premiums The Prudential Insurance Company of America, Home Office, Newark, N. J. A Sunday-school superintendent at the close of an address on the creation, which he was sure he had kept within the comprehension of Jovon's Limnany ts full of pure fan, No polities. we, invited questions. A tiny boy, with a white, the least intelligent of the scholars, smilingly WHEN DOCTORS DISAGREE, “Very good, my dear sir; we shall see at the post-mortem.” Pick-me-up. eager face and large brow, at once held up his hand: ‘* Please, sir, why was Adam never a baby?" The superintendent coughed in some doubt as to what answer to give, but a little girl of nine, the eldest of several brothers and sisters, came promptly to his aid. “* Please, sir,” she said smartly, “*there was nobody to nuss him.""— Philadelphia Bulletin, PAN-AMERICANS DRINK "GOLD SEAL." There are a number of Simon-pure Ameri- cans left, as the following will show ‘The representative of the Urbana Wine Com- pany tried without success to have ** Gold Seal” special dry and brut placed on the menu and served at the banquet given to the Pan-Ameri- can delegates when they were in this city last month, He thought that, as these gentlemen were here to see what the Americans could pro- duce and manufacture, they should know what we make in the way of a fine, true American champagne. Now when the South American representa- | tives went to Boston they were entertained at the palatial mansion in Brookline of Mr. Caleb Chase, of Chase & Sanborn, the largest tea and coffee importers of the country. Mr. Chase is an American to the backbone, and he provided his guests with the kind of champagne he drinks, namely, ‘Gold Seal," although for many years he had used the imported brands. ‘The representative gentlemen from South America were surprised when told that the champagne was a true American product. Most of them were excellent wine-critics, and they one and all declared that the "Gold Seal" was even superior to most of the for pagnes in effervescence, in color, and in bou- quet. There should be a few more such Amer- icans as Mr, Chase, who will appreciate the plain truth that the Urbana Wine Company is making champagne equal, and usually superior, | to the imported article, which costs double the price. American Wine Press. Joking may be a concomitant of humor, but it is nota necessary element. In fact, 4 vein of sadness frequently runs through the highest |VIN MARIANI ! MARIAN! WINE—THE IDEAL FRENCH TONIC—FOR BODY AND BRAIN. “WHEN FATIGUED AND COMPLETELY WORN OUT, NC REMEDY CAN BE SO THOROUGHLY RELIED UPON AS VIN MARIANI.” CAMPANINI. Write t0 MARIANI & CO., for Descriptive Book, 75 PORTRAITS, Panis: 41 Rad, Heownass, Lenon | #30 Oxtord St 62 W. 16th ST., NEW YORK. Indorsements and Autographs of Celebrities. 156 manifestations of the humorous faculty. The humorist, seeing things in their true relations, sets them before us by ironical exaggerations and inverted analogies in a new and unexpected light. In his presentation of life we find sud denly an element of truth embodied in absurd- ity, an agreement in contrarieties, which causes us to smile, but at the same time to reflect. ‘True humor never raises an empty laugh. It is through the writings of humorists of this type, from Irving to Clemens, that America makes her claim to have added to the world’s literature.—Hartford Courant, ** History repeats itself,” said the man who is full of wise saws. ‘| know it does,” replied his morose friend. ‘* That's why I'm begin- ning to kind of lose interest in base-ball."— Candy connoisseurs find fresh delight in every piece of Whitman’s Ask for them. WirTNAy 4 805, Chest not Siveet. Plladetphia. Pa. Q Bingo—"* I wish when you get a new cook wuld always get one the same size as the Mrs, Bingo—"* Why?" Bingo —"*1 have to raise and lower the saddle of the kitch- en bicycle altogether too often."—Chicago /n- ter-Ocean, THE MOUNTAIN CHAUTAUQUA. ‘This famous Chautauqua, at Mountain Lake Park, Maryland, opens its session August 4th and closes August 24th. It is the most superb and sensible summer resort in America. Its height, twenty-eight hundred feet above sea- level, means a delightful climate and unsur- passed mountain-views. Five well-appointed hotels and two hundred and fifty cottages open their doors to tourists at from five to twelve dollars per week, Twenty departments of i tant school work are in the hands of special- ists. The best lecturers, singers and entertai ers in the country appear three times daily. ‘The programme is unequaled. Here isa chance to mix a little intellectual uplift with your va- cation. Mountain Lake Park is located on the main line of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, an‘ a all the fast trains stop at the park during the summer, patrons have the advantage of their superb train-service between the east and the west. Round-trip tickets will be sold from all sta- tions east of the Ohio River for all trains Au- gust 2d to 234, valid for return trip until August Bist, at one single fare lor the round trip. 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