Judge — September 4, 1897 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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FROM JUDGE'S DICTIONARY. AR—An organ used by human beings to let in the words of some people and to let out those of others, Mouth—In some a part of the face, in others a part of the head, which is utilized by fools and pugilists in discovering their identity to strangers, who would otherwise be inclined to believe them sane. Eye—The seat of beauty, love, hate, scorn, grief and humor; the beacon of the soul and the barometer of health, Nose — A member in which a great deal of character is said to be expressed, and which not infrequently gives a peculiar coloring to the views of the temperance orator. Touch—One of the five senses found highly developed in pickpockets, pugilists, bunco-steerers and favorite daughters. Face—An important division of hu- man geography which has been called the mirror of the soul. If this be true we in- cline to the opinion that in a great many instances it is the reverse of the mirror which is exposed to general observation, ROWARD CLAYTON SAVAGE. BRAND-NEW QUESTION. Gynicus —" Another bank-teller of good character gone wrong ! Did you ever hear of a man of bad character defaulting ?” Fogg —" Did you ever hear of a man of bad character getting a position where he had a chance to default ?” AN ENVIED MAN, Mrs. Tenspot —* They say that Mrs. Staggers has driven her husband to drink.” Mr, Tenspot —" Now, that is the sort of a wife to have.” STANAMS THEIR BUSINESS. Mrs, Lakefront—*V'm going to be mar- 6 ried again next I Mrs, Dearborn (wearily) — Let’s don’t Youn nousrkerreR—* My good man, can't you find a more useful life than that of a tramp ?” TRAMP—" We are useful, madam —just think of the number of divorces we prevent by eating young house- keepers’ pies.” talk shop !” udge A BIG DIFFERENCE. 1. The difference of dressing in a cap and wh striped suit and serving for fun — ALWAYS GOOD. WOODLAND nymph, a water-sprite, With bangs all out of curl, All tanned and yet bewitching quite, Is my sweet summer gitl In tennis togs or bathing-suit, Or frills and fluffs and furbelows, She makes me think of melted snows, Of mistletoe turned into rose, Of her who ever dearer grows, My any season's girl! 4.1. avany. REASED& TURNED VP. TROUSERS IN FOLLY'S WORKSHOP, Making an Anglomaniac. The finishing touches, NOT LITERALLY. THEY met in a street-car. He was occupying a seat when she got on, and no places were vacant. She seized a strap directly in front of him, whereupon he said, i “ Miss Riggs, | would offer you this seat did I not remember our con- versation of last night, in which you argued so strongly in favor of giving women the same rights which men pdssess. Men, you know, have the right of standing in a crowded street-car.” “1 remember our discussion, Mr. Skidmore,” replied the young lady, “and while Iam theoretically in favor of equal rights for women, I am not in favor of standing up for them in a street-car.” “Then it gives me great pleasure to vacate in your favor.” Which he did, and a veracious his- torian is constrained to add that she thanked him sweetly. CAUSE AND EFFECT. SHE'S “exquisitely gowned.” all erties agree, And their judgment is amply attested By the manner her husband —poor, shabby old chap! Is hated and coated and vested. A NATURAL QUESTION. Sapsmith — Scientists. say that a man’s mind is a blank when he is asleep.” Grimshaw —*Then, how do you know when you are awake, Sappy?” and serving in earnest. 2. ——and dressing in a cap and striped suit ' New Ent a Whitet New Yor Baltimor 1gth, is from all | ‘This tern and from nections cable lin horse-car Hamiltor (Brookly Ask fc and Ohic tin, mana general 5 Ye ed Monday. gift of a preciativ lived.—- John 1 has a rig Charles has give Week. Ango: gert ins Private t made in comicbooks.com