Judge — August 28, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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WHEN HE'S WRITING HOME, Commencement time 's a-comin’, an’ Dick ‘s goin’ ter graduate ; Hel make a speech in Latin an’ jest paralyze th’ state. He tackled all th’ languages an’ flash, pu: he always talks in English when he's writ- in’ home fer cash, ‘arnt ‘em in a lie says that Greek ‘s as common as th’ daisies in th’ dew; He kin run a race in Latin—dance a jig in German too; tn’ French is on his bill-o'-fare, an’ won't he cut a dash? bu: he always talks in English when he's writ- in’ home fer cash. i reckon it’s a comfort jest ter know th’ boy kin speak Ia all them foreign languages an’ gallop round in Greek ; bat his wisdom “s more amazin’, fer he changes ina flash, 0° always talks in English when he's writin’ home fer cash, Atlanta Constitution. Do not be deceived by fraudulent imposi- Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters is the aly genuine, ‘The public knows it for many pears. 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