Judge — August 14, 1897 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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FROM JUDGE’S DICTIONARY. ALLEON—A Spanish craft used in carrying gold to Europe which are as plentiful in the ocean as Cap- tain Kidd's sand-bank deposits are on land—and as difficult to locate. Esthetics—A cult which maintains that beauty is the end of art, and which proves it by portraying Pantown, Kangas, July 29 —Miss Priscilla Pru- nelle of this town, Age one hundred and two years, makes a century run Every morning before breaklast, after which she gives three rousing cheers for her- self, milks seventeen cows, hoes inthe garden and does a three weeks’ washing. (LN Washington, D, C.; July 27.—An unknown man mounted to the dome of the capitol, Tuesday, with his wheel, scorched from the top to the roof below, bounded from the roof to the steps, down the long flight of steps to the street, then on to Pennsylvania avenue and disappeared, Rocky Ridge, Coldradd, iam Dumfule of Leper rele a wheel, on a wager, the other day, dows Qne of the steepest cafions in the Rockies, a distantg of three thousand feet. Your correspondeat found one of his. short-ribs hanging on a pine-tree,---Negelysthes-¥eice_of his has been. found. the most unlovely lovelinesses. Also, the cultivation of immorality in art and literature, Fire — Dat ish de vhay as how de Heebrew gomes t* be velt'y. He rises lieg de Veenix oudt of his ashes, don’d it? A PUBLIC BENEFACTOR. Dago—A nat- Weary WitLie—"* Dere, Frowsy ; dere’s true public spirit for yer. Dat man’s uralized rival of the true public educator. I don't know who dat feller. Quicksands, is, but he's got de Bostonese, with THB idea ny t'ings an’ ain't afraid to say so, an’ if he wuz here I'd take off me * at to him. whom every word is a sentence; i. e., Nicybanan, Tenacessadoza. Calculator (lightning)—An habitué of dime-museums who has the faculty of talking faster than his auditors can hear. Allegiance—An arrangement by which citizens pay taxes, support politicians, and die on the battle-field for the privilege of being allowed to behave themselves. EDWARD CLAYTON SAVAGE. A-FEW NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS CONCERNING THE BICYCLE, Cohoes, New York.—J." Rubberneck” Wheeler, Monroe, Wisconsin, July 30.—Miss Mary Me- alocal rider of considerable fame, raced with the fast Cully of this town established a new bicycle record mail that makes the run between this city and Hip- yesterday. She chewed sixteen pounds of gum. on rah, forty miles west, in thirty minutes. Wheeler run of fifteen miles between this place and Corn- arrived in Hiprah in time to take a bath and eata_ cob’s Corners. three-course dinner before the train arrived. Youngstown, Ohio, August 1.—Tt is reported here that little Henry Limberton of Cedar Valley, _ who has been blind since birth, was out riding yester- age one year and six months, took his mother, who day on his wheel and was caught in a hard rain-storm weighs two hundred and three pounds, on a tandem — ten miles west of here. The roads being impassable, yesterday, and made a thirty-eight-mile run in three he rode the entire ten miles on the telegraph-wire, Hilltown, New Jersey, July 30—Joshua Peevy, urs and.six minutes, most ‘of the way up bill. He will be given a reception to-night by the local ba ? ‘ moe . wheel club. about you cycling achievem wnless a comicbooks.com