Judge — July 31, 1897 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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WERNE Half-Pint Champagne HAS NO PEER. Possesses a flavor by and natural 4, of its own. I cordially recommend it as a pure and healthy wine. A CODEN DOREMUS, MD., LLD., Prof. of Chemistry and Physi College City of ¥.. Served in att Restaurants, Hotels and Roadhouse. A. WERNER & CO., 52 Warren St-, N. Y. City. * My wife ht me last night. When I come home late I usually sit down on the top step of my porch and hunt for my latch-key. She says 1 never got home until after midnight ; I say it was before. She caught me all right last night.” ** How was that?’ ‘* Just at mid- night she sneaked out and painted the top step.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer, “ How still they are !" remarked Mrs. Fogg, apropos of the young couple in’the next room. |**Yes,” replied Mr. F.; ‘*it reminds me of my | army days. It was always wonderfully quiet | just previous to an engagement."— Boston Transcript, AN OLD ROAD MADE NEW. And now another joke is taken away from the already heavily-atilicted paragrapher and specialty artist. No more can either ring the nges on that time-honored old minstrel joke about the man who wanted to go to Chi “the worst way” and was directed to the Baltimore and Ohio station, for the work of straightening the curves, which were at once the delight and the horror of all through passengers on the “picturesque Baltimore and Ohio,” is about concluded, and the trip through the mountains no longer reminds one of crossing the English channel on a particularly rough | Ye | This will be welcome news to the general A shell whistling ‘After the ball” screamed between Stephen Crane's legs. He had pe formed innumerable deeds of valor. Soon af er he was borne to the hospital. Stephen Crane ‘A man does not flaunt The doctors said if he had smoked another cigarette he might have died, was nigh unto death, fate very often. —Buffalo Enquirer. ooncl LADIES’ FURNISHINGS. SHIRT WAISTS. Dimity Wrappers. Batiste Corsets, CAMBRIC UNDERWEAR. Lawn Dressing Sacques. BATHING SUITS. Beoadooay K 196 &, NEW YORK. ‘A man with a valuable dog doesn’t let it ru about the streets nights as he does his boy.— We can tell by looking at our exchanges just what towns have stores that smell musty. —A. boy in this town calls his dog ‘* Night” be- cause he's dark and full of strange noises.— West Union (Sowa) Gazette. public and to Baltimore and Ohio enthusiasts— people who would not take any other route to their destinations if the Baltimore and Ohio would possibly serve them. These are mostly passionate admirers of natural scenery, to whom the gigantic panorama along the Baltimore and Ohio route can never become stale. Indeed, why should it, when it is never twice the same? Scenery on a scale of such immensity is like the ocean in its susceptibility to change. Not only with the seasons, but with the days, does | its beauty vary. And even through a summer | day it is never the same scene an hour at a| time. Likea kaleidoscope, in which the slightest alteration in position occasions a totally new view, so the forests and the mountains along this ‘scenic route assume wholly new appear- ances with every passing cloud and every weath- er condition, Now that the exaggerated bugbear of the Baltimore and Ohio curves has been finally dis- posed of and its road-bed made second to none, the excellence of its equipment and the pecul- iarly ** make - yourself - comfortable —we'll-do- everything-we-can-for-you” atmosphere which surrounds the traveler the instant he steps | aboard a through train on this road will shortly | double and treble the number of Baltimore and Ohio enthusiasts, to whom the journey over | mountains is less a journey than a pleasure.— | The Pittsburg Star, June sth, 1897. 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