Judge — July 24, 1897 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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uae. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE, year. of s2 numbers - $5.0c Qne copy. six. months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 ‘One copy. for thirteen weeks - nas Including the Cumistmas Juocs. FORRIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt Soreign countries im the postal mien, $0.00 ‘a sear, THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Junce BurLptNa). Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. One copy. (Circulation larger than any other cartoon weekly im the world. F97 NOTICE TO PURLISHERS.—The contents of Juvae are protected by copy- eaght in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted, MBS. DOMINIS says, *Boo-hoo! they've hooked my diamond jubilee." see THE KEELY MOTOR came up again for the mere purpose of diving deeper. R. BENNETT contemplates a fund for the benefit of William Wal- dorf Astor. is cee W FEEL like congratulating Mr. Hanna on the success of -any- thing he is going to undertake. PEOPLE would like to believe in Debs; but he talks war and other radicalism, and won't let them. eee [t HAS BEEN demonstrated at least that Senator Hill is on the side of the declaration of independence. THE FUNERAL PROCESSIONS in Ireland on jubilee day may pos- sibly be looked upon as an\Irish bull. eee [t WAS URGED ‘that Cornell didn’t belong in the Harvard and Yale class; and on reflection we guess that is so, see WHILE SECRETARY SHER- MAN doesn't believe in annex- ation on general principles, he thinks it is a good thing by way of avoiding far- off and impending emergencies. va THE NEWSPAPERS of Chicago are boasting of a man who evicted his father because the old man couldn't pay his rent; but see here! there were forty applications for divorce in this town in one day. eee THE ARREST of an innocent wo- man on suspicion that she is a bad one is a crime of the law for which no apology ought to be accepted... That kind of scoundrelism ought to cost money, if not life: Tix THRocas (envious/y)— on yer, Buck. New food lay ?* BuckToorn Boces— wittles nowadays, whic! Tix THroces — ter take pay?” Yep. ter pay de outrageous amount.” DOCTOR McKELWAY of Brooklyn got his right to the title from Union college because he can write longer sentences than Senator Evarts, and all the words of them are as clear and sparkling as so many diamonds on a string of gold. eee THE EDITOR of the Prison Mirror, printed in the penitentiary at Joliet, Illinois, has along article on the tramp evil It would seem to be quite superfluous, since not an inmate of the establishment has done any tramping since the beginning of his term. wee THEY TOOK much iron and glass out of a dead swallower of those things, and the doctor found that it was a barlow knife that was the immediate cause of his departure. We have frequently warned our read- ers against that kind of knife—it never was digestible. A PURCHASER'S OPTION. Dat's quite a corperation yer've got Lallus ast wimmin ter sell me sum ames ‘em inter givin’ me a good hand-out.”” S'posin’ sum woman wid no shame in her wants Bucktoorn Boccs—"* I find out w'ot price she charges an’ refuse THE INDIAN METHOD. THE STARVING PEOPLE of India joined in the jubilee by an out- burst of gunpowder in which some of their rulers were shot, and then resumed their dying. They are a rude, unthinking people, and do not know when they are well off, it is such a long time since they were. THIS IS REFORM. HEKE ARE NOT to be any hereditary office-holders in this state during the governorship of Mr. Black—that is certain. Those privi- leged persons, those political autocrats, must get down from their mag. nificence and take their chances with the common, every-day, ordinary citizen, VERY NATURAL FRIGHT. THE BLACK MEN down south who are organized against lynching have adopted their only means of self-defense; and if legal justice and no more is done to black criminals not a white man will suffer from their defensive action. For a good many innocent black men have been lynched, and it makes the survivors nervous. THE CALL OF DUTY. A FARMER in Ulster county who began a crusade against bloomers for the bicycle was waited upon by five lady cyclists and after an argument lasting five hours concluded to change his mind. But we beg to inform the five young ladies that the crusade will go right on just the same. We shall take care of it ourselves, and they can begin their argument as soon as they. choose. PROPRIETY IN CHEERS. A CLERGYMAN of Poughkeepsie condemns the recent races, and ries A comforted because the cheers of the great crowd for Cornell did not go up for the heavenly Father instead. Now the laborer is worthy of his hire and the rower of his reward; and it does seem mean to want to steal the same from either of them. And what a ridiculous spectacle this good man invites. LET US THINK OF IT, [t DOES M inconsistent to keep Chinamen out of this country, wi as that may be, and take in Hawaii with its lepers, its fifty thousand coo- lies, and a system of government that gives only three thousand of its one hundred and nine thousand inhabit- ants the right to vote, paying four mill- ion dollars for the privilege and assum- ing the debts of the country, Really, Ought not the money mentioned to come from the other side? TRADE AND DIAMONDS. HE LARGEST DISPLAYS of diamonds during the late London festivities were made by American women. It is true that we are a nation of shop-keepers, and this is the proof of it. These diamonds came from trade and most of them were honestly earned. Nobility despises trade, but it is glad to get the results of it; and will somebody point out the dividing line between the wealth that cannot be recognized as aristo- cratic because it was recently earned, and that unearned wealth which becomes noble because it is merely inherited ? POLICEMEN AS LAW- BREAKERS, S IT NOT amazing that women found in the streets of New York after ten o'clock at night are liable to arrest as bad characters, and the inno- cent and the guilty alike are locked up together and held until the follow- ing morning? Not only that, but detectives accost them, and no matter whether they'notice their impudence or not they are arrested and treated like common criminals, Still further, detectives crawl into windows of the bedrooms of respectable women, and are not shot like common thieves or worse, as they ought to be. This town ought to be made to pay very dearly for that kind of governmental outrage. comicbooks.com