Judge — July 17, 1897 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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( Crocker ?” Pupil one — Nes'mn.” Miss Hackaway —* You may stay after ion two hundred times.” “| whispered too.” asta, school and for a penance write your confes Pupil two (rising half an hour later) — Miss Hackaway —"" Then you told me a lie, Marion Hixon,” Pupil two —" Nes.” Miss Hackaway —" Well, well, I'll have to ex- cuse you this time. You may go, as a reward for confessing.” - EXPLICITNESS WANTED. *6Q)F COURSE you will write only on one side of the paper,” said the professor in the col- lege of journalism to his new pupil. * Yes, sir.” replied the pupil, who was willing to learn, “ Which side shall I write on ?” RATHER UNJUST. Young mother (on the train) —" Mowmy's—itty —pitty — peshus lammy — angel — dirlie — desde- tweetestingatevyived, atsutitis.” Old gent (seat in front)—"And they blame a man for cursing the mother tongue !" THE HEARTLESS MAID. 6s AH, DEAREST, have pity “* Must we dwell from each other apart? I have loved you so long and so deeply, Oh, grant me your true, gentle heart !" + But that has been yours for so long, dear,” Came the tremulous whisper so low, “+ That in spite of the things that I should say, T haven't the heart to say no.” REWARDS AND PUNISHMENTS. Miss Hackaway — “Those who have whispered during my absence from the schoo!- room will please stand up.” “So you have broken the rules by whisper- ing without permission, have you, Mabel wage * he pleaded. (Pupil ri ) THE BLI NGS OF NATURE. A case of Paderwiske vs. Paddy's whiskers. KILLED BY THE SUDDEN SHOCK, MR. HEADLEY ATTENDS A RECEPTION. RS, HEAD! Mr. Headley entered the apartm “I'm so glad you've come, dea Den Chinky a 245 48 OK pla no Lawns to mow clont Aowve % rio bathe -* - was lying upon the couch, her head bound with a handkerchief, when She arose at once, her eyes snapping. he said; “I've been simply dying to hear about it. Were there many there? Was Mrs, Flashgood out? Did Miss Riche wear her new costume? Did "—— Mr. Headley held up both hands, “ Hesitate, my dear, hesi- tate,” he implored. “ Now, let me see; yes, Miss Riche had on her new gown. It was a dream. te “ Describe it to me,” com- manded the lady. “ Well, it was — er— fine — fine. The dress was made of — of — some ‘sort of — cloth, with trimming of — some kind. It was rather blue or shrimp-pink in color, and had for a waist some kind of a basque that was positively great. She had on her head one of the things that you sometimes see on a woman, and altogether the effect was — well, T wish you could have seen it. — Mrs. Headley sank back up- on the couch and put her hands to her head. “ Never mind the rest,” she groaned; “please get me the camphor.” DAVID H. TALMADGR, ‘Another man found dead at a hotel.” Blowing out the gas?" t—"" No, heart-failure; the boy called him at the right time in the morning.” A DOUBT. ++ AND will you love me with the glamour gone 7" She pleaded, when his love was at its best. “* My sweet, you know that love lives on and on Forever" ; and he clasped her to his breast. ** But wedding-rings may fetter, care may blight, May change our hearts—they do sometimes, my dear.” ** 1 do not know,” he said ; ‘you may be right ; But love, if perfect, casteth out all fear.” KSIMA PLAYTRE SRABURY. TRIPLE EXTRACT, Jit Goopraste— honey, dat smells so delicious 7” Erne Pankake — * Wah, dat's briled blue-fish an’ fried onions an’ coffee, lub, I dun dressed mahsaif fo’ de opera to-night befo’ I cooked suppah.” V"ot am dat scent on youah dress, comicbooks.com