Judge — April 17, 1897 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Somerset Club Rye Whiskey. DISTILLED IN MARYLAND, Acknowledged by Connolsseurs to have no superior, Used by Families, Clubs, Cafés and Hotels. Small sample bottle sent free upon receipt of 25 cents for shipping charges. £0W. B. BRUCE & CO., Baltimore, Md. Some writers on the city papers have nothing to do but tell whoppers at so much per whop. = Wat Union (Lowa) Gazette, geet ee eee ee eee aoe a -ee eee, rf CHEW [Beeman’s The Original Gum Are imitations. tt0-9-0-0-0-9-0-9-9-9 eee! ‘SOMETHING for the CHILDREN FROM 6 to 60 YEARS. THE LATEST TALKING MACHINE. a Invented the phonogranh, whieh repro: jowas conaldered the greatest We want S400 subscribers to LESL Helieve tat we will get aes ‘hte rit be hinted Fire LESLIE'S WEEKLY, 110 Fifth Avenue, New York City. reipondence Solicited. Employer —" John, you were drunk last |? night. I have waited till you were sober be- fore inflicting the penalty in order that you might know what you were panished for. You are discharged.” Servant—"* Don't you think you are making a mistake, sir?” Employer— ‘A mistake? What do you mean?” Servant— Why, it seems to me that you ought to have discharged me when I was loaded."”—Boston Courier. Evangelist Moody says that heaven is a city like New York. We had hoped that there were fewer tenements there, fewer flats, fewer sa- loons, better morals—in short, that it was more like Brooklyn. —Brooklyn Eagle. “There are men,” said the cactus philoso pher, '*so enterprising that they do business in a dead calm. Now I know a man who ad- vertised for intending suicides, so that he could get them to buy pistols from his hardware- store."— Washington Times. MORE LGHT The Lamp of learning has shown us why the teeth need daily care, and revealed the usefulness of Sozodont for nearly forty years. HALL & RUCKEL NEWYORK —— Proprietors LONDON ‘A sample of Sozodont and Sozoderma Soap for the postage, three cents. Davas SEWING AAGHINE BRANCHES: The Dayton Biegcle Co. 76 Reade St. The Sti, Eesrpcste Cieaco, New York. and Providence, Bostor Davis V. 1 Cc sg Alicragate St., London, ‘Engiand, 64 WABASHAY, er Co, 159 Tremont St.. ae { CYCLE SADDLES are made by the Ordinay 5 S . jeceom | | No one else offers the cyclist Pooneumatic | tuoienic In 14 various shapes, inter- changeable Gwin 7 gradea c= choice of POPULAR trated Catalogue, showing [srvtes sent tree, THE REASON WHY. CHAPTER the bottle upside-down. could sce he was thinking of a happy past. Just. so. least bit sentimental, but quite up to date. Impulsively he threw the bottle down. And why did he throw the bottle down ? cuarraR 1, ‘That was the reason why. 4. THE SUPPOSED MON “What's there {'ll make — — — monkeys out of you. 'sthat?- You confounded jays! if I go out He seized the bottle and raised it lovingly. Then he hesitated. A strange, disappointed look spread over his countenance as he turned He saw the error he had made, and you The hero of our story was not the "Twas full of sediment. J¢ was not Evans’. Great Vanishing Half Dollar Trick. Gecsttriccn wiguaboveien tee CR MARAMALLGLots pert DON'T BOIL Ss ling water or Rittman’s TestarrasTory ‘tneed It, Mage in Stays with Id everywhere, He—*Do you think marriages are made in heaven?” Ske—'* Well, I dont know; but I guess yours will have to be if you ever get married.” People who saw him one minute later thought he was trying to catch a train,— Cleveland Leader, (RESCEN Tandems CrescentTan- dems are pro- perly built in every way. Strong, rigid, withmanyim- provements that add to Perfection! Crescent BI- cycles give rare cycling pleasure. Crescent Tan- dems double it, adding companion- ship, dividing their riders* work. satisfaction. ‘The Crescent Tandem with elevated rear seat is in special favor. $125. Other Crescent Tandems are $100. Scott's Emulsion is a powerful nourishment. Cures coughs, colds, weak lungs. PILES! PILES! PILES! fora year. and Giris’ Sizes, $45, oa Prost $100. Colsigas ‘THE CRAWFORD waco peo we MEW YORK, BALTIMORE, ST. LOUIS. De shores’ way toe be a good husban’ is toc be a bachelor.—Mos' stories hab as many dif- ferent sides as dere ah fokes toe blame.—De dollah tm workin’ fo' yo" long aftah lub am ippled an’ worn out.—Women doan’ hate de Geb, much as dey pretend toe; hit's his wife dat dey doan’ laik.—While sum men ab cryin’ ober spilt milk uddah men will go an’ git an- uddah pail.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, WANTED Accots to sell teas by our splendid new Profite: agente clear €20 weekly with “Ob, how can you drink so much?” asked ‘It s'prises_ me some- the earnest worker. | times,” said the hopeless case. ‘* It's jist luck, |itgsese. lediannpe Journal. Dr. Williams's Indian Pile Ointment will cure Blind, Bleeding, Uleerated and Itching Piles. It ab- sorb the tumors, allays the itching at once, acts a poultice, gives instant relief. Dr. 's Indian Pile Ointment is prepared only for Piles and Itch of the private parts. and nothi Sold by drug- Rists, Sent by mail, soc. and WILLIAMS MIG. CO., Cleveland, Ohio. If you have tried Dobbins's Floating-Borax Soap you have decided to use it all the time, If you haven't tried it you owe it to yourself to do 30, Your grocer has it, or will get it. Be sure that wrappers are printed in red. DEAPEH.2.voo noes cama Siac ap eyen NOPATY. Waeper beee Senta. Shans Cony 858 Beeey, Ne Yn or Dok Gnd Pree FBI Jupor's Lromany {8 full of pure fun. No politica, 100, comicbooks.com H : i fete bieene KebeL be “MAKERS OF MOST OF THE! HIGH-GRADE SADDLES” ; i q | (VERY H 3 STYLE; of Cycle Saddle in a quality aboves the standard of all others. Illus3 60} ote PeeOeEERERBEUTONeTETE SER eee eHNs |