Judge — April 3, 1897 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Visitin’ ah as hahd on clore ez a rain-storm.—| Sympathizing friend—""1 am awfully sorry! _“* Pshaw! you don’t know nuthin’,” said lit- Sam fokes make a livin’ out’n uddah fokes’ cu-| to hear that your work was rejected.” Poster | tle Tommy Toodlemacker scornfully. * There riosity.—Doan’ ‘buse deceitful people, ‘case yo" | artist—"" | don't mind disclosing the secret to | never was a man with a blue beard.” ** Well,” is one ob dem yo'sell.—Life, mah bruddah, am | you; I know you will keep it. ‘The fact is, 1|said Susie Heffelfinger, “my papa knows ald mos'ly made up ob prayin’ fo’ rain an’ den wish-|am color-blind by gaslight, and I painted a| man with lilac whiskers; so now !"— IWashing- in’ hit would clear off.—A woman's idea ob de | group of green trees, thinking all the time that | son Times, on'y safe way fo" her boy toe go in swimmin' | I was using pure red."—/ndianapolis Journal. am fo' him toe git'religion an’ let de preacher a ; dip bim.——Fokes' soon git too ‘ol! toe enjoy a} HOTEL TRAYMORE, Mies er hh Robes risus fie soley fairy-story, but dey nebbah gits too ol’ toe en- ; careful av yer hilth these days, Dinnis.” Afr. joy a good lub.story, dough hit am a fai Atlantic City, N. J. Appointments complete. | 0" Zook —"' An’ phy are yez_thot_ consi rs, i hi "r, | therate Toole—"* Oi do be raydin /, 1T CANNOT DE story ez much ez de one whad has a ghost ai’ | Location unexcelled. 1. 5. White, jr., prop’r. | therate? ry Zp gobblin’ in hit.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, thot th’ proice av coffins hov gone up grately. | tif! } IMPROVED . We can't affoord any doyin’ these toimes, me |} ee What does the emperor of Germany mean | lad."—Pittsburg Bulletin. vA IT CANNOT BE Remember a pint of Cook's /mperial Extra| bY trying to make trouble over the Greek as- <i « ry Champagnes “alter a night of | sault on Crete? Doesnt he remember that wae rene, © after a night of it,” makes hie nother is sister to the prince of Wales, “A better Cocktail at home than is a who married Alexandra, whois sister to George, |$ Served over any bar in the world who is king of Greece? These family rows are THE C.uB= * Music," said the barber, ‘*is one of my| unseemly. —-Brookiyn Eagle hobbies. You have heard, no doubt, that one or two famous tenors were barbers in the early . stages of their careers?” ‘*'M—yes,” replied] Angostura Bitters is a world-renowned stand- the customer ; "| have heard something of the | ard article. Beware of imitations. vr. J. G. kind.” “It is quite true; and 1 myself have | B. Siegert & Sons are the only manufacturers. py Send 0c. in stamp done my share for musical art. I do not wear ey MANHATTAN, MARTING jor pair of We feared enyeelts Dart pars ares eer ee Young man (holding up a string of brook-|$ TOMAIN, ° VERMOUTH and YORK. ; CELLULOID trout)—"* Parson, we've called to present these trout to you." | Parson—" They are beauties. | F pottted Cocktail until you have tried the Thank you, boys; thank you!" Young man—| 4 «ciahe brand, ‘The principle is correct, the ** But we should tell you that they were caught | ingredients the best, and the result iosll that yesterday—Sunday.” Parson—"Ab, well, ll) { A000 desired. Tey them and satisfy yourself, As a specific against dyspepsia and other| take them. The fish are not to blame."—Weww troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer| Yor’ Herald. and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to HOKEL'S HITTERS. teacher?” ‘* No, sir; but I have compounded a hair-tonic that eclipses every other on the market."— Washington Star. Do not be wrongfully prejudiced against a $) Charlie—"* Don't you remember? It was that day you borrowed five dollars of me.” Jack (hastily)}—"' I don't recollect anything of the sort.” Char lie—"* But you paid it back next week.” /ack—"'Oh, yes: I remember that perfectly.”—Princeton Tiger. “That Welsh rarebit,” said de Ruyter, while a look of reminiscent ecstasy came over his Vandyke beard, "was a poem.” But about three o'clock a.m. he and the family doctor concluded it must have been a poster poem.— Washington Capital, How Far Sareea ONY ) CHEW have I gone? re i Beeman’s seers VEEDER ‘Taz CRAWFORD MFG. CO., Hagerstown, Md, The CYCLOMETER EW YORK, BALTIMORE, ST. LOUIS. Answers accurately, = = ~ Sosinal A girl always remembers a thing by what Smallest neatest sand aly vrallable cy: dress she wore when it happened.—Some wo- ‘These Cocktails are made of absolutely pure and well matured liquors ond the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar in the world. The proportions being ac- curate, they will always be found uniform. AVOD IMITATIONS Sold by Dealers generally, and on the Dining, and Baffet Cars of the principal railroads. G. P. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole as Srocdwaye ht hardier’, Coan. 20 Piccadlliy, W. London, Eng. men seem to think a man ought to purr when Price, $1.50. he's comfortable, like a cat.—It’s always the ' For sale by all reltable dealers, things we're not to blame for doing that we're BOOKLET FREE Sorriest about afterward.—New York Press. VEEDER MFG. 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