Judge — January 9, 1897 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Matchless in Every Feature! ALIFORNIA. ‘Three tours to California and the Pacific Coast, under the pertonally-conducted sys PENNSTLVANIA RAILROAD. Four weeks to nine moaths on the Pacific Coast. Special Pullman Vestibule Trains will leave New ork and Philadelphia January 27, February 2 and March 27, 1897, (Boston one day earlier.) MAGNIFICENT WINTER OUTINGS Je In 6 2 Roundtrip fates from New York, Philadélphta, and points. east of Pittsburg: First tour, $3107 Second tour, $550 ; third tour, $210: From Boston! First tour, $313 ; second, $855; third, $220. For itineraries and all information of Califoraia, Florida, and Washington tours. apply to Tourist Agent Beonsyleanin allroad, 1108 Broadway. 205 Washington Si ‘Bt. Boyd, Asst Gen'l Pass. ts ark, N. J.; or Geo. W. Agent, Phiiadelphia, Bobby—"* Papa's the captain of our ship and mamma's the pilot.” /is teacher—"“And what are you?” Bobby—'* I'm the compass, I sup- pose — they're always boxing me."— Boston Courier, JUDGE BICYCLES BY THEIR CONDITION AT THE END OF THE SEASON. If yours is a CRIMSON RIM you won't need a new mount in 1897—nor for many years— unless you are determined to always have the latest wrinkles; then you will want a new SYRACUSE Bicycle each season, THERE IS BUT ONE SYRACUSE—IT IS THE CRIMSON RIM. MAXUTACTORERS: Syracuse Cycle Co., SYRACUSE, NEW YORK. PERFECT PICTURE! asset tie bela ty “Laugh, and the World Laughs with You.” 1,000 LAUGHS. More humor for less money than ever be fore offered. If your newsdealer doesn’t keep it send 25 cents for a copy. JUDGE PUBLISHING CO., 140 Fifth Avenue, New York. DE APES 2,40 vor com. tame Rely (Bend oP, Mlseon Con, 838 Berg, Be Vn fer ad God Poe of the heart, such as giddiness and dimness of vision. “If it be true that Americans are a nation of ‘nervous of the liver will in time, if not checked, end in organic disease of the kidneys, Londonders is the finest ,purest and most delightful water known. y ous prostrates,’” says Dr. Wiest, the eminent specialist, “then common indeed is lithemia, Take, for instance, insomnia, a condition far {rom rare in city life, so frequently made worse by hypnotics, so quickly relieved when once the true cause is recognized—a sleeplessness due to derangement of the liver, producing lithemia. Then, again, megrim, so very common, is quickly relieved by the same agents when the cause is rightly understood as simply a lithemic crisis. Neuralgia pains, so annoying when due to an excess of uric acid; muscular rheumatism, a manifestation of lithemia; gravel, and the painful urethritis so often an accompaniment; and general purit tation and irregularity of rhythm of the heart are produced by the state of the blood; also the minor symptoms of disturbed action The mal-products of digestion ‘are positive depressant poison; hence lithemic patients present themselves as woeful objects—they are in dread of apoplexy, or are sure they ate developing paresis, or they are insufferable cranks. The functions of the liver and kidneys are very closely related; so that what starts as a mere functional disorder . So often due to an excess of uric acid, Oftentimes palpi- This is sufficiently dispiriting, to be sure. It reads as though we were in for a pretty serious time when uric acid gets ramp- ant “in our midst,” as the ora- tors express it. Is there balm in Gilead, or in the whole range of the pharmacoperia? Perhaps not, but hope need not be aban- doned. There is Londonderry Lithia Water; and while that famous spring holds out to flow, uric acid may be reduced to its proper condition of servitude and confined in its activities to the duties assigned to it by nature. This particular premier, this monarch of table-waters, minis- ters to good health while it quenches thirst. It is indispen- sable to the social man who dines and banquets; it pleases his palate and protects his cor- poreal being. ‘That sparkling Londonderry is the table beverage par exce/- dence is fully attested by the ex- tent of its use and the enormous quantities consumed. It is be- yond question foremost among table-waters. The cause of its popularity undoubtedly lies in the fact that it has been tested by the highest authorities and its absolute pu- rity assured. Furthermore, as a table beverage it neutralizes—so the doctors say—the effects of over-indulgence, and so it may be said to offer an excuse for the gourmet who may, on occasions, be tempted to lapse into the gourmand. It blends perfectly with wines and liquors, and is the favorite water used as a di- lutent by connoisseurs. A single bottle, well iced, will explain the wonderful hold it has upon the public; and if it is experimented with it is pretty certain to make converts in the proportion of one for each person who challenges its virtues. BRASS BAND anstruments, Drums, Uniforms, ments forBandvand Core bots a ‘at prices everquoted. Pine Catalog. 400 IMlustrations, mailed free: itgives Uapd Musie& Instructions for Ainateur Ba LYON & HEALY, 01 Wabash Ave., Chicagn, He—"As our engagement is canceled, of course you will return that diamond ring?’ She—" Mr. Styles, you said I was a peach the day you gave me that ring. 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