Judge — December 26, 1896 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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As a table beverage par excellence nothing need to be said of the sparkling Londonderry except that it is extensively used. It is one of those cases where "the proof of the pudding is in the bag.” If it were not the chiefest among all the table-waters it assuredly would not be drunk in such great and increasing quan- tities. What has caused its popularity simply asa beverage is that it is absolutely pure, has ‘a delightful flavor, and, so the doctors say, neurralizes the effects of over-eating. Itisa salve to one’s conscience after a too hearty meal, and so it may be said to offer an excuse for the gourmet who may on occasion be tempt- ed to lapse into the gourmand. It blends per- fectly with wines and liquors, and is the favor- ite water used as a dilutent by connoisseurs, A single bottle well iced will explain the won- derful hold it has upbn the public if it is used this manner, and if it is experimented with it is pretty certain to make converts in the pro- portion of one for each person who challenges its virtues. “ALL DRUCCISTS SELL A Unequaled Remedy for Coughs asd Tarcat Irritation, One placed in tbe muuth at night, when retiring. will pre* Foe Sanoyt drynen of fhe thron Gd nse a rot ‘Are Better than All the So-called Cough Drept. If not on mle in your neighborhood, send § cents in post ago stamps and we will mall a package WALLACE few Yurk City. uplicate Whist imple as the old game with KALAMAZOO WHIST ftv TRAYS wral'Chee SUIPLEST To 01 K STATION bling Bros. a Everard tascsues, Mik. 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