Judge — December 19, 1896 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Turn It Upside Down: IT WON'T HURT IT! There’s No Sediment in EVANS’. INDIGESTION, HEART BURN, fercored fn sas DISPEL EE Bre drop wo tes west woe ocd “THESE ARE THEM.” Represent the highest type of bicycle construction, and possess many extreme- ly valuable exclusive improvements. To see one is to own one, Sed fr val Calg sod Otros Game, OULTS, $65, $80, $100. JUVENILES, $40 to $56. Makers, OLYMPIC CYCLE MFG. CO., N. Y. Office, $5 Liberty St. Oem. hate. 6. F YELS o> we, x. 3. B—Have you tire? soon the now sslf-healing ‘AL Olymplo” agents have it, One of the funniest experiences, which well shows the queer ideas which the children re- ceive in their lessons, was given when, after a discussion of’ ship- wreck which followed a lesson three or four weeks previously on the well-known story of Jonah and the whale, the teacher happened to ask, ** Suppose a big storm arose at sea, and it looked as though you were going to be drowned, what would you do?’ ‘I would throw a man overboard for a whale to swal- low,” was the reply.— Pittsburg Bulletin, “If she werea young girl,” said the plump juryman with a metro- politan air, I would be in favor of assessing the damages you wish. Bat it seems to me that a widow is not entitled to quite so much for the damage to her feel- ings by breach of promise.” ** 1 don't look at it that a-way at all,” said the long jury- man with the red clay on bis boots. "1 take it that a widder's feel- in’s ‘ud be hurt the wast ‘cause she realizes what she is losin'’."— Cincinnati Enquirer. CGARETTES LITTLE CIGARS. ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. HIGHEST IN PRICE, FINEST IN QUALITY. asc. a Bundle, xo in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 256, H.-ELLIS & CO,, Baltimore, Md, THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO., Successor, During the Past Fifty Years Soormse, Space hs The good ladies of the Congregational church of course had no thought of being profane, but for all that the paid local, ‘* Hear Edward Kuss at the Congregational church Monday evening,” which appeared in the dailies, reads a lot bet- ter than it sounds.— Ceder Rapids Saturday The other day, while casually looking into store-win? ows, the fol- lowing sign struck me as not conveying the exact meaning that was | ira, Wea a8 ee intended. It read, | et With teaie gh aces aN agunn gat “*Bull-dog for sale; will Facrstccuse) 1k BogtHES the CHILD, SOFTENS eat anything; €$ pe) ee eae eS pay te haa. se bp Bruxgiota tn ie bonis | ig the beat raed cially fond of children.” |by Drangiata ta. every part of | be are —Harvard Lampoon, | tther kind. ‘iwenty-dve eeatsabotlien” ot A NEW DEPARTURE. The introduction of the pneumatic sulky in the Umbigoogooland races was a grand success. A better Cocktail at home than Is served over any bar in the World. WHISKEY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN, VERMOUTH and YORE. ‘We guargntee these Cocktails to be made of absolutely pureand wellmatared liquors ‘snd the mixing equal to the best cocktails ver apy barin the world. Being componnded tn accurate proportions, they will alwaye be found of agiform quality, cocktails ropor- \,ons the one which ts aged tust be the better. | ‘Try our YORK Cocktall made without any swortening—<ry and delicious, For Sale on the Dining and Baffet Cars of the principal ratlroadé of the U. 8. AVOID IMITATIONS. For Salo by all Droggists and Dealers, G. F, HEUBLEIN & BRO,, Sole Props,, 39 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn. 20 Plocadiily, W. Londen, Eng. you ever fly or sit up in a tree Certainly not. You must have my boy.” “*No, I haven't ; but I heard hipley tell Mrs. Shipley that you were a bird when you got out."—Lendon Figaro, COUGHS, COLDS AND ALL BRONCHIAL AND PULMONARY AFFECTIONS. FOR SALE BY ALL DEALERS. pare MARTFORD, NEW vorK. LONDON f Pased, accumu yeseh ipa chase yaw for a fF meliog value (we'aseay moxthiyy: oF wil ieyou quaccount in exchange forsmore service Send by registered mail or express. Bend for Catalogue of Ja, Watches, Jewelry, ‘and jane J. H. JOHNSTON & CO. 17 Union Square, New York. Sound iavcloth, it win be dent ene ott 1°, | Jupen'p Lisase te full of pure fun. Bo polities, 308