Judge, 1896-12-19 · page 40 of 46
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THE REWARD OF GALLANTRY. NOT HIS BLAME. Miss Saintly—" When 1 found you here last Christmas you promised that I should never again see you on the island.” Steel Rydes—" Well, mum, how was I ter know den dat dey was goin’ ter shut down on de free lunch ?” IN MULLIGAN’S ALLEY. Mary Etten Casey—" Myrtle Maguire, ye needn't act so dis'greeabul an’ stuck wp ‘cause yer father 's got a job on an ash-cart an” yer brother 's got a “cause when yer brother gits out he'll pull yer pa off'n the cart an’ break his back fer dis- gracin’ th’ fambly by workin’, an’ then you'll be glad t’ git back in our set.” “They say Miss Footlights calle “* What did she do that for?” ** Because that's his name.” year in the pen'tentiary, her manager Down to-night.” WHAT IS THE INFERENCE? #6 ]S YOUR cousin a pretty girl?” “ Well, she never thinks it necessary to hang up mistletoe at Christmas.” THE YOUNG IDEA. Bobbie— Papa says Santa Claus leaves more things at the big houses.”” Freddie— Of course he does. They've got bigger chimbleys.”: