Judge, 1896-12-19 · page 35 of 46
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Christmas Judge. UNCERTAINTY. “Say ; is that you, or me?” UNAPPRECIATIVE. Boarder—* would like to know what we have this Christmas that is different from any other day ?” Landlady—" Can't you see you have those artificial flowers on the table?” APPROPRIATE CHRISTMAS PRESENT. ‘© YOUR janitor you should present the key of your coal-cellar, so that he will not be put to the expense of having an extra one made for himself. ROUNDED UP. Jack Harpur— Sufferin' deuces! But sAis is a fearful leap-year mistletoe programme | I'm up against ; not a safe square foot in the whole room that is not covered with mistletoe." i JUST MADE THE TRAIN.