Judge — December 19, 1896 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Christmas Judge SAGACIOUS. SHz—" Doctor, what's the most deadly gas you know of ?* TE poctox—' Gossip, madam.” A TENDERFOOT IN KANSAS. - i Kaxsas Kinwin (9 Flowery Fields of New York, wno is trying to ingratiate himself with the Kansas neverwork)—‘“Did yer -eyer bite a sheriff's | ear off 7” ie | 5 N-not exac'ly; but I've offun bit pie.” i Saee id yer ever steal a hoss, fire a barn, er kill a farmer?” 10; but I ve offun swiped clo'es offun lines.”” yer ever ride a thousand miles on de trucks uy an express-train in a blizzard 7 10; but I've offun rode in de black-maria.”” t Shoot a brakeman er t'row a switch ?” Frowery Fietps—"" N-no, not exac'ly ; but""— Kansas Kinwin—"* Say, pards; dis is one uv dem aristocratic, lily-fingered, perfumed-soaped, gold-bugged tenderfeets frum de east. We'll hev ter take up a collection an’ ship him back on a palace-car, He's a disgrace ter Kansas.”” Frowrry Fietns Kansas Kirwis. Flowery Fietps— Kansas Kinwin—