Judge — October 24, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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LAMENT PROM THE CRADLE, Up from the cradle came a wail, At first a pensive coo; Into a weird, vociferous wail Of mournfulness it grew. His sorrow, in a vein prolix, He struggled to reveal— ) My father ’s talking politics ‘And mother rides a wheel. “* They say I'm cross. I'm simply sad At being slighted so. I wish the baby-carriage fad Could somehow get a show. How can you blame one in my fix For setting up a squeal? My father ‘s talking politics And mother rides a wheel.” Illustrated Bits, made in this country are just as good, with the turned-down collar?” Strongmynde * —Cleveland Leader. Hygtenteally and Economically rime dine Guyot Susi end a0 cents for & to oer Siftings. ever tried.” ) Hem be a er to him? times worse than that step-mother."—Buffalo Times, Angostura Bitters was prepared by Dr. Sie- gert in South America sixty years ago for his private use. It isa fraud to say that imitations “Who is that. stately. commanding woman That is Mrs. “Oh, then she is married?" “No; her husband is the one that's married.” eainst common sense if be ndera. ple pale The average farmer isn't much of a silver- tongued orator, but when, in plowing a field, he takes the stump and gets yanked over the next field he is a very forcible speaker.— Texas A reason for the faith that is in him.—A re- sponsible citizen of the south writes: "* From observation covering a great number of cases I unhesitatingly pronounce Salvation Oil to be the most wonderful remedy for burns I have Did she tell young Sapmire she would She—"* Oh, a thousand ¢ Said she'd be his “What about your lawsuit with X—7" “Won, my deat fellow, and by a very simple method. You must know the judge is a man of the very strictest integrity. Well, early in the day when judgment was to be delivered I sent him, in a registered envelope, two notes of a thousand dollars each.” ‘* My goodness! that ought to have lost you the case.” “* Of course; but, you see, I had signed the letter with the name of ‘my opponent."— Boston Budget, Cook's Imperial no superior. sales says so. xtra Dry Champagne has A large yearly increase in its “Of course I don’t expect to get a seat,” said the large lady who was hanging to the strap. “And I don't think { ought to have one, either. It ain't no more than right when aman has spent the last nickel he’s got for ride to make him stand up—indeed it ai Seven men arose, each jingling some silver in his pocket, as if to resent the imputation. —/n- dianapolis Journal. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. 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No polities. toe. | M2ke @ point Mr. Chatterdon—"* I've decided to go into Miss Weather- “I'm very glad to hear it, Mr, Chatter- Mr, Chatterdon—"Ya-as; V've made Think how jolly it must be to go out of a mawning and sce the butterflies making butter, and the gwasshop- “* Hurt yourself much?" Scorcher— | pers making gwass—and—all that sawt of “Oh, no; got off pretty easy. Eye discolored, | thing, you know.” wrist’ fractured, knee-cap dislocated, ribs jum- bled upa bi Collier's Weekly. ‘Do you like old Bloviator for a campaign speaker?’ “No. He's always so busy round. ing off his sentences that he never has time to t."— Detroit Free Press. ’ PRU THE DENTIAL HAS THE , be ~ Qs STRENGTH OF Assets over $15,780,000, A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY ISSUED BY AR, Surplus $3,300,000, The Prudential to the Briti is vastly more important to the welfare of a family than is Gibraltar ish Empire. The Prudential children. 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