Judge — October 17, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘The old songs are the sweetest, and each sim- ple heartfelt lay Seems more tenderly appealing as the seasons fade away. And of the old-time favorites there isn’t one more dear ‘Than the chant of autumn promise by the katy- | did each year. — Washington Star. Do not be deceived by fraudulent imposi- tions. Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters is the only genuine. ‘The public knows it for many years. “+ Father !” said Sammy Snaggs at the supper- table last night. “* Well, Sammy ?* ing of Li Lung Chang and his coffin, su + But no one has said a word about Li Hung Chang and his coffin,” interrupted Mr. “But, father, supposing, you know, that he died and was’ put in his coffin and the lid was nailed down, would the newspapers head the news, ‘Another 1.i nailed’? "Sammy, it is time you went to bed."— Philadelphia Bulletin, Asa specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER’S BITTERS. "Did yez see me in th’ parade?" said Mr, Dolan to his wife. ‘Oi did.” * Wasn't Oi a foine soight, thin?” “* Yez wor, indade. Oi hod t' look twoice t' re'lize thot ‘th’ mon thot shtepped along so loively an’ aisy t’ th’ music wor me own husband thot warn’t able t’ walk aroun’ th’ carner t' th’ grocery lasht noight be- kase ay th’ rheumatism.” —IMashington Star, We hear a great deal about purifying the blood. The way to purify it is to enrich it. Blood is not a simple | fluid like water. It is made | up of minute bodies, and | when these are deficient the blood lacks the life-giving principle. Scott’s Emulsion is not a mere blood purifier. It actually increases the number of the red corpuscles in the blood and changes unhealthy action into health, If you want to learn more of it we have a book, which tells the story in simple words. SCOTT & BOWNE, Chemists, New York, Patent, ‘applied Rr Grand Old Party Elephant. The Sensation in Campaign Badges. Touch the Girth and see the Winners. Goup-PLATED. Saddle Enameled in Red. Sample 10 cents, 75 cts. per dozen. McRAE & KEELER, Attleboro, Mass. 2s DL vows HEALTH EXERCISER: Ne 5 For ceateentadin, outhecetnece wai es eee eimeast Fincof ese Fon ew eice i Yoreed by Sipe <Fyerw cleraymen, editors tad ow unlog i Mioncrated etreae Dengrarines trea "AMaress Dede Birth Pelentie Papal aad Vock Culture, 9 Bast Jan New York: | ton and keep warm.— Buffalo Express, This is the way the railway man heard the conundrum : ‘*At what time shortly before noon is it three o'clock? At a quarter of twelve, be- cause a quarter of tweive 1s three.” And'this is the way he worked it off on his friends what time shortly before noon is it three o'clock ? At eleven-forty-five, because eleven forty-five is three, It doesn’t sound right, either, blame it! but that’s the way I heard’ it."—Chicago Tribune. A pure article of champagne is a healthy bev- erage, Get Cook's Imperial Extra Dry, forty years’ record. “The president of our health club has been taken away to a sanitarium.” "What ailed her?" “* The doctors think she broke down her constitution keeping flies out of her house.” —Chicage Record. HY STAY POQR when great fortanes are made Weep any in Wall Serett ead’ Chicago Board of Trade} "Foe great weeith of Vanderon, Arsour, Gods, nockerelter and otber intitonsires Caine Trout tare with no bucket: ‘pecalacon ‘gartculars cual with nuit and sens, STAND SECURITY COs 10 INSET New York. ery middle-aged woman has a favorite in.” And what is it, may I ask?” Phat all the other women she knows are get- ting to look old faster than she is.’ —PAiladel- bhia Bulletin. Mame oa Brery Plece,” ‘The crowning triumph of confectioner's art. 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You see most of us believe in gold, but we've got to take in a few silver mem- bers so as to have something to debate about.” —Philadelphia North Ameruan Hygtentcally and Eco! every man commits Goes’ not wear the ‘Suspenders. ‘Ail tnittations are fra ab conta for auinple pale to Osruutuen Bros, 62 Broadway, N teally umon sense if he “Tsay, do you think that Wiggins is a man to be trusted?” “* Trusted? Yes, rather. Why, V'd trust him with my life.” “Yes; bat with ‘anything of value, I mean ?"—Boston Globe. Why weary your throat and patience with that wretched cough when a bottle of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will cure you promptly? Hobbs—** Don't talk to me now; I'm busy with a column of figures.” Slob6s—"* Don't worry ; I know better than to disturb an add- er." —Philadelphia Record. tee Baltimore Rye” The American Geatleman's WHISKEY, FOR CLUB, FAMILY AXD MEDICINAL ‘USE. Years THE OLD. BEST WHISKEY IN AMERICA Endorsed by Leading Physicians when stimolant is prescribed. Pure, Old, Mellow. 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