Judge — October 10, 1896 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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M®- CHANG needs exercise, and he ought to take it himself. ere MB: HILL has got off the fence for the purpose of crawling under it. AN EXCHANGE speaks of a reclaimed tramp. So he is dead, is he? HE AFFAIR at Buffalo was a Democratic con- vention with the Democrats left out. ‘ATOR HILL reminds one of those Democrats contemplated coming out for the union after the war was over. who T HE LIFE: OF THE SULTAN is the great crime of the century, and the nations of Europe are the great assassi THE BABE who went through the seven stages of life in eight months and then died must have’ been an- other boy orator. MB: SEWALL was heard to remark, directly after Maine had spoken, “That was not only thunder, but lightning—I felt it myself.” CONSIDERATION Mrs. Farmer— Weary Wu. THE BEE in Thomas Watson's bonnet has a large and persistent buzz. So much noise never came from so small an object before. MB: BRYAN.” says the Albany Argus, “is talking too much.” But let us remember that for the most part he doesn’t say anything. we = DEMOCRATS at Saratoga indorsed s ocrats at Buffalo indorsed free silver. itself and is dreadfully in earnest. und money, and the Dem- The party is running against TOM WATSON was recently mentioned by a populist admirer as the new Messiah, and the man said he spoke the words with reverence. Perhaps he thought he did, poor fellow ! B®!tIsH GUNPOWDER in Turkey would have saved tens of thou- sands of Christian lives. In Zanzibar it results merely in giving Great Britain possession where it assumed merely a protectorate. Zanzibar was easier to whip. But If you'll saw that wood I'll give you a meal.” * Uwould, lady ; ‘but it would t'row half de joke-writers av de United States out uv a job if us fellers made a practice uv doin’ dat.” THE NEBRASKA CYCLONE, ‘6LJE IS A YOUNG FELLOW of thirty-six distinguished for his wind power,” said the Rochester Union of Mr. Bryan before that young man was nominated. And the Union is consistent, because, though it puts up the ticket, it is industriously damning it with faint praise. THE BRYAN-ALTGELD PARTY HERE. SENATOR MURPHY, whose friend Bat Shea was executed at Danne- mora, and John C. Sheehan, who left Buffalo under a large black cloud, are the leaders of the so-called Democracy of this state, and the voters of the party are confined mostly to Tammany hall. Naturally the party is in sympathy with Bryan, free silver and repudiation, and naturally every honest Democrat is out of it. A NEW DANGER. THE MARRIAGE of Colonel Patty Watkins of Mr. Booth’s religious army to her typewriter suggests the inquiry whether the new woman is going too fast. Are we to witness a new typewriting craze with the positions of the sexes reversed? Is the young man who works the type- writer for a living to be subjected tu annoyances at the hands of his new- woman employer? We had hoped for better things on the part of Colonel Watkins. THE SUICIDES. A DOLLAR IN GOLD for fifty-three cents in silver would make all silver-mine owners and most nations rich at the expense of our pauperism. Colonel Ingersoll argues for the right of suicide, but he wouldn't indorse such idiotic self-de- struction as that. It’s a mighty poor captain who scuttles his own ship; but if that must be done let him be fair enough to first haul down the flag of a nation and put up the skull and cross- bones, WITHIN FORTY YEARS. THE BEST BLOOD of the Democratic party went into the Republican organi- zation at its formation in 1856, and later in 1860, and remained there. Is_ history about to repeat itself? Forty years have gone by, and the Democratic party as repre- sented by the Chicago ticket is in the hands of the ene- mies of the republic. It rep- resents repudiation, disloyal- ty to federal authority, the rights of states against those of the union, and, in a word, anarchy and chaos. And now as then the best blood of the party is against the party. FOR OTHERS. THE STATE ABOVE THE NATION. THE POPOCRATS have so much love for the state that they give the nation nothing but contempt. The general government must not meddle with the strikes of a state except at the request of the state's gov- ernor, though he be an anarchist; and the United States supreme court must have no right of authority which a state is bound to respect. Under their rule, as Attorney-general Harmon suggests, Jefferson Davis and his confederates would have had their own way, and by this time there wouldn't have been a general government at all. THE FOOL IN POLITICS. LEADING POPULIST hopes that when Mr. Bryan gets into the white-house he will hang half the brokers of Wall street. Of course, a man who talks like that is a fool; but there is such a hullabaloo of such a large number of fools that such utterances have ceased to create aston- ishment. And that is a very startling fact, for there is a faint apprehen- sion that possibly the fools’ candidates will be elected. Probably Bryan wouldn't try to hang anybody, having some regard for his own existence; but think of being controlled by a party made up of such material. comicbooks.co