Judge — September 19, 1896 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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*Ob, what's the matter, brother? At the foot of all the line?” ‘Asked the: sympathizing passer of the captain of the nine. “Ah, 20, "replied the captain, "we're becom g used to that, ut the pitcher's drawn his wages and has gone a bat. er —Waskington Capital, ° President White's farewell address to the students of Cornell university was replete with ‘ommon sense, but there was one bit of advice hich was pre-eminently sound. ‘* Do not try to be smart,” he said, ** but do everything that comes to your lot in a faithful and satisfactory manner." —Philadelphia Ledger. “How's things in yer settlement?” ‘* Pure ty bad!” “What's the trouble?" ‘* Well, them that ain't got the chills is got the seven- year eetch ; thar ain't enough money in town to buy quinine, an’ the doctor's done hand- cuffed the eetch fellers so's they can't scratch !" —Atlanta Constitution, OF THE NEW YORK STATE 2-3 MILE CHAMPIONSHIP, run at Albany, N. Y., August 22d, : was mounted on a SYRACUSE z, Li Bicycle. So were the two riders gees y that next followed him over the lye tape. Fast and furious was the set by those Sycamores, for they Zz se é see Ds JUST LIKE CREAM” Preah et County Chars EVERY ONE KNOWS the cooling, soothing, healing effect upon the face of pure, By the way, you should have tich cream. seen the speedy Riverside pair de- Ofeource te winning tam || f/ Tbe Rich, Luxurious Lather of Williams’ Soap is «just Like cream Was Mounted on a SYRACUSE. It penetrates the pores of the face, softens the beard—heals, soothes, comforts, and makes shaving a delight. GREAT SUFFERING ana dangerous cutaneous diseases result from the use of so-called SYRACUSE, NEW YORK. “cheap soaps” which some barbers use, and some dealers offer— titan Ri tat i “ Williams’ ” cHaRLES J. STEBBINS, because they cost a little less than ‘* Williams’ Soap. New York City. neal PROTECT YOURSELF by patronizing barbers who use Williams’ Shaving Soap—and by refusing all substitutes for ‘‘ Williams’ Soaps.” MANUPACTURERS! Syracuse Cycle Co., On account of its wonderfully pure, delicate, cream-like qualities, Williams’ Soap ir matchless for Toilet and Bath, and is used in thousands of homes, exclusively, Trial sample for a 2c, stamp—if you want to test it, WILLIAMS’ SOAPS—in four principal forms— are sold by Dealers everywhere, Luxury Shaving Tablet, 250. ‘Williams’ Shaving Soap (Barbers), Round—just fits the cup, Delight- fully perfumed. 6 Round Cakes (1 Pound), “Genuine Yankeo" Soap, 100. Williams’ Shaving Stick, 25c. . ina package, 400. Note.—If your dealer does not have these Soaps—we mail them—to any address—postpaid—on receipt of price. Alll four kinds sent for $1.00 in stamps. Address THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Ct., U. S. A. LoNoON: 64 GREAT RusseLL SrreeT, W.C. Yeart—"* Your landlady says you are behind ] Delta Ware (at Crystal beach)—"*What style] If you find the cream is sour with your board.” Crimsonbeak—"* Well, she’s| of head-gear would you wear to: match this ‘When your coffee you have sipped dead wrong. I'm ahead, I owe her forty-five| bathing-suit?” Her dearest friend—'*I think| Do not at your poor wife glower, dollars.""— Yonkers Statesman. I should wear something that had a veil on it, For it may have just been whipped. dear."—Buffalo Times, —Boston Budget. ‘The following, reflecting both good judgment and - See the wonderful Statue Cartoons in| MacivaAyzierist alts tom 2a Mrs, Jimsmith—" George, what Joes* carte 7 wig’ Newport We wosting-plce of Americas] | ** Come quick!” cred the girl tn the crimson | blanche* mean?" Jimamith—" It refers to the LESLIE’S WEEKLY. weatth and een, the Bicycle tas Tecome not only| bathing-suit, “I see a sea-serpent.” But no-| way a man feels when he has got twenty-five fy The carriage is necessary £0F| body heeded. her. Sh he irl who| dollars in his pocket and his wife has nee 8 5 ps re ly er. She was the very girl who| dollars in his pocket and his wife has gone ee) ue the bit of the: campelgn: “The serene ae Wpretered and Inthe afternoon upon a previous day claimed she saw a man.— | away for a week." —Buffalo Express. above is a reduced specimen, iis no uncommon sight to see the season's belles and | Detroit Tribune, beaux, and with them millionaires known the world =— LESLIE’S WEEKLY over, speeding around the ten-mile drive, taking far Emily (playing house)}—‘* Now I'll be mam- et 4 more pleasure in so doing than they formerly did in| avattheres—'* Do you know that the Span- Lee “a little Ben and Bi s doing valiant work for sound money and | £°%e8ng. the, same ground in their luturious equl-| 0 Sayin Coba reminds me of Castellane ?”| wil he mor becite’” Wille (alter « moment, protection, Send a dollar for a three- m Weld— How's that?” Matthews—"* Bound | anxiously)—"‘Ain't it about time to whip the months’ trial trip, Gyele Company | *0 have Anna."—Harvard Lampoon, children ?— Pittsburg Bulletin, XY bare pert one pond re sicycles, sock 5 oe one ARKELL WEEKLY CO. fom the factory, and have them quartered at D NOISES C bd lite hostels Ne I 440 Fifth Aven New York. Sarthe cottage ee i nerpert. cemented Idleness is only the refuge of weak minds DEAPSES.2.4:0N0 SES. ae and the holiday of fools.— Chester field, battler ont goat] BEECH-NUT Ham and Bacon have the nutty flavor. comicbooks.com