Judge — September 12, 1896 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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uae. W. J. Aca Bexnnano Gittaw 1. M. Garcons, Editor. PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE. One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.0 One copy. six months, or 26 18 = 2.56 One copy, for thirteen weeks = = 1.25 Including the Curistmas Juoce. FORRIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS To all forciem countries im the postal union, $0.00 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (June BUILDING), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. (W-We guarantee advertisers a larger circulati cal paper published. Tae Joves, Juvar's La sy Avenue de POpera, Pari The International News Co bac! than any other American sateri any and Juvce’s Quartanty are all for sale at Brentane Ainsiee & Co.,25 Newcastle itreet, Stra: do Breams Building. Chancery Lane, E. Cx London: at Saar jermany: Tae Interne ews Co, Stephanstrasse (7 NOTICE TO PURLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copy- fight in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. NANSEN at least succeeded in getting back. That is a great deal to say. WHILE IN THIS CITY Mr. Sewall conversed altogether with himself. WE HEAR itfle of the horse- less carriage, but the rider- less bicycle is seen and felt all over. ONE MEYER of this town mar- ried fourteen women in one year, and several wards yet to hear from. WHEN YOUR POPULIST talks of inflation of the cur- rency he means merely that of his lungs. BRYAN DEFENDS ALT- GELD, and Altgeld defends Bryan. Tough on both, but quite courageous. M&s WATSON has such a pret- ty face that the cards bearing it ought to be labeled “ Beauty and T. Watson.” A RECENT EARTHQUAKE came pretty near here, and still not a dollar is being spent in behalf of the coast defenses. A NOXIOUS BEVERAGE. SODA-WATRR CLERK—"'A nice cool drink, eh? Just try an orange phos ALTGELD-BRYANISM. RAMPS in New Jersey recently terrorized a newly-married couple and their guests, locked them up, and then ate the wedding dinnet ; and more. recently burglars entered a summer hotel in Connecticut, drove off the proprietor and his guests, and deliberately blew up a safe and made off with its contents. Apparently the rule of free silver, socialism and anarchy has begun. AT THE HIGHER COURT. HE DEATH of Gail Hamilton probably settles the fate of Florence Maybrick. Nobody of the few who struggled for the liberty of that abused woman was so persistent or worked so ably. English injustice will now be relieved of her tireless importunity, and grow fat at leisure; but we hope the dead lady will have the privilege of meeting the judge who convicted her over there. THE BROKEN-HEART BUSINESS. HEN A MAN becomes known as a millionaire he looks around for the inevitable suit for breach of promise, and always finds it. The fact that he has a family is no bar to the suit. ‘The afflicted woman may have known of his domestic relations, but she wants salve for her ruptured heart just the same. It is about time that this method of robbery ended. It is no crime to be a millionaire, and that miserable person has been pun- ished enough. THE SPANISH JEREMY. SPAINS NEW WAY to raise the wind is not without inge- nuity. She is impoverished and her tax- payers have been taxed to death and are in revolt against further agony of that kind. It ought to occur to Spain to give up Cuba as a matter of wisdom and fair play; but she prefers suing the United States for damages resulting from filibustering expeditions, and using the money thus raised to carry on the war. Probably the plan won't work, but it is just as interesting for all that. \F THE WORST COMES. oop ET US FIGHT the free- silver delusion, but let us not despair of the republic,” says a Democratic newspaper. Well, if repudiation prevails; if the federal courts are to be shorn of their au- thority; if there is another business panic and there is no work for the worker, it will be pretty bad. It will be so bad that thousands will be driven to despair and they can't “help themselves, But the succeed- ing national election—on the whole there will be another national elec- tion undoubtedly ? phate A MISTAKEN VIEW. EVERAL YOUNG WOMEN jing gig git/”) —" May OF die wid thirst Defoor OF iver disierte me HOSE POPOCRATS somewhat have died of the bites of spi- ders, and yet the Chicago platform encourages the propagation of that malicious beast. [F WARNER MILLER ever gets behind anybody's breastworks he must spike himself down and twist the points of the spikes so they won't pull out. ee THE WOMAN in politics is always sure that her candidate is going to be elected. She doesn’t deal in figures—she is just sure. And the reason is because. THE BABES of Kansas, according to Mrs. Lease, have given up crying for the moon and are yelling for free silver. Too bad. Worse, be- cause their mothers are attending political conventions and there is nobody at’home to do the spanking. THE, PROHIBITIONISTS have two tickets in the field, of course. These people are like the populists—every man of them believes only in his own men and his own ideas. Still, they are willing to compromise. because it would be quite impossible for every man to be his own ticket. resemble the confederates of thirty years ago. They feel hurt because of real or imaginary injustice on the part of the general government, because Wall street has money and they haven't, and because the north and east seem to be more pros- perous than they are. They began with a whine and continue with a roar. They don’t like the union. They want, if necessary to a change, to get away from it. It is the old secession idea, and what, therefore, do they care for national credit and national honor? They need new eyes and medicine for dyspepsia MONEY AND HONOR. (CHANGES IN THE VALUE of money and in the conditions attenb- ing debt naturally come with the lapse of time. The borrower takes the risk, for otherwise the lender refuses to lend. The latter puts out his money as an investment, and assumes that the favor is worth its cost. That is unavoidable in business transactions. They had a way in the southern states after the war of scaling down their debts, and finally they gave it the prettier name of readjustment. Public opinion outside of the debtors called it robbery, and finally it became very generally known as repudiation, The United States cannot afford such scallawagging as that. . | comicbooks.com ,