Judge — September 12, 1896 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Bryan might emu- - Tam a what.isit."— Hubby—" You are worth a million to me.” Wifey—" Can't 1 get an advance of two tol, lars on that million for a new hat?"—Up-to- Date, She—"T thought you told me your salary was fifty dollars a week?” /e—"'Oh, no. I said I earned fifty dollars, but I only get ten dollars.” ale Racerd. Minister —* Was the end peaceful? Did the sister express any particular regret?” Nurse— “Oh, yes, sir; great regret. She mourned to think that the next day was bargain-day."— Buffalo Times. SUPERFLUOUS, HAIR between the € MARIAN! WINE—THE IDEAL FRENCH TONIO—FOR BODY AND BRAIN. “WHEN FATIGUED AND COMPLETELY WORN OUT, NO REMEDY CAN BE SO THOROUGHLY RELIED UPON AS VIN MARIANI.” CAMPANINI. Write t0 MARIANI & CO., for Descriptive Book, 75 PORTRAITS, 62 W. 16th ST., NEW YORK. —Indorsements and Autographs of Celebrities. China, like most ladies, has not been so at- tractive since her first half-dozen engagements. —Albany Argus. “* Mamma, the rector ast me why you didn’t come to church.”* Bobby ?* good clothes clean ter go ter th’ seashore. Exchange. He (quivering with enthusiasm)—"* fee as we got at Zermat Every piano bought of Sohmer & Co. will be found strictly as represented and warranted, “In the blackmailing note left on the prem- ises by the assassin there are seven words spell- ed wrong and no punctuation.” the villain is either a typewriter or a sign-paint- Little Elsie—"*Kin't those cows small, ma?" Ma— them’s the kind that they gets condensed milk from, ain’t they ?”—Philadelphia Record. ‘on the pedestal)—"*Stop that! Who's push- Pen Be A dia of fame 'shat up|} BECK BICYCLE SADDLE CO., and move over! It's Bismarck."— Chicago NEWARK, N. J. Record TR, WH, 2. SOWLES, Professor of Anatomy and Materia Medica, University hey al Virgin fagsy srbatever in saying that in Qeut, Earumatc Oost, Rheumatism, Gtze inthe edy at ‘all comparable to Sold by Drugrists. Pamphlet free. A Number 10 Shoe Won't Fit Everybody. **What did you tell him, “1 said you was a-keepin’ all you Did you enjoy Switzerland?" She Oh, it was love- Papa said he never had such a cup of cof- —Hotel Reporter. “Aha! then “ e : A“ Beck” Saddle Will. The only saddle that can be adjusted to any width by simply turning a screw. Built on scientific principles, ally correct. Stylish Hog-skin pommels, with nickel fill- ing, and mounted on a springy spring. It’s worth the price to be comfortable. ($5.00] by express, prepaid.) All dealers. Five other attractive styles; send for Booklet, Uring me the directory." — Exchange. is anatomic- Yes, dear.” Little Elsie—'1 guess Napoleon (bracing himself to keep his place BUFFALO LITHIAWATER GOUT, RHEUMATISM, STONE, ETC. feel, no hesi. of inh bineaon of ile dtd BUFFALO LITHIA WATER, Spring No. 2.” Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. I know of no rem- | SS. ih | | @BeOaaesaaecnrn: BBR QO: ° ; A Patriot’s Warning. (From Leslie’s Weekly.) HIS country has had few more unselfish patriots or faithful serv- ants than General Francis E. Spinner, who, as treasurer of the United States during the most trying financial crisis through which we have ever passed—the period of the civil war —justly won a world-wide reputation as one of the ablest, most conservative, and experienced finan- ciers. During the closing years of his life General Spinner was a great suf- ferer from cancer of the face, but during the whole period of his suffering, down to his latest breath, he manifested the keenest interest in public affairs, and especially in the financial question, as to which he wrote freely for the news- papers. His very last article was pub- lished in Leslie’s Weekly. In this he discussed the subject of the increased coinage of silver, and warned the coun- try that free coinage would precipitate a financial panic. His words have a peculiar and a pathetic interest at this time. We quote the closing paragraph of his article: “I am nearly cighty-eight years old, and for more than half a century have watched and taken an interest in the monetary and commercial affairs of our country. L have no interest of friends or self to subserve. I am standing confronting an open grave, and expect soon to sink into one. I love my country greatly, and | love its people more. ‘The prosperity of our country and the happiness of its people that now are, and of the generations that are to follow, are the subjects of solicitude nearest my heart. I cannot bear to sink into that grave without giving this my last note of solemn warning. Jf the country would avoid a great calamity let it restore gold to be the sole standard of values, and the consequent measure of all transferable commodities. For~ tify the United States treasury with gold coin, gradually replace the warehouse silver- certificates with treasury notes of all denominations, from a five-cent to a thousand- dollar note, based upon and redeemable from the gold on deposit in the treasury. Issue low interest-bearing interchangeable currency bonds. ‘This currency would not only have the gold in the treasury, but all that sixty-five million people possess, as a guar- antee for its redemption. Such an arrangement of the currency would constitute the treasury of the United States into a safe insurance office against commercial revulsions and monetary panics. On the other hand, an illy constituted and depreciated circulat- ing medium, a dual standard of values, a redundant, inflated currency based on a greatly depreciated ‘silver coin, such as the silver cranks desire, are the she-wolves that will breed and litter want of confidence, distrust, fears, failures, and panics upon our coun- try, and disaster and ruin upon our people. The monetary course now being pursued is as sure to bring disaster as effect follows cause. Let the people be warned of the danger that is before them.” POE LF LS FFE LPF PFO FF ——— ——~ eel LS . | comicbooks.com,