Judge — September 12, 1896 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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170 Sage [Treen RePaieeo}— Iwaiue You WAIT” [=r MADE™ RESTAURANT]. ~ (De PULL DENTIST lta MY HONEY. IC LAR to goo'ness dat chile what I raised Done mek me pow'ful proud ! de people praised Her lubly voice las’ night an’ clap deir hans ‘To mek her sing ag’in ; yo’ understan's Her po’ brack mammy's mighty proud of her— My honey ! How peart an’ sweet she stood there in her gown, Of shinin’ silk, an’ dem dear eyes so brown ; An’ she looked right at me when she done sing, My lamb! my ol heart beat like everything. "Pears like I almos’ wuships dat dear chile— My honey ! Oh, when her voice rung out an’ people cheered, An’ all de lights an’ flowers dey kin’ 0” bleared Dis niggah’s eyes, I see as plain as day Dat chile on mammy's lap so far away, Away down south—an’ see her baby face— My honey! Her own po’ mammy daid, she put her haid On dis brack niggah’s bosom an’ | prayed De blessid Lawd to mek me strong enough To keep dat dear chile’s paf from bein’ rough, ‘An’ tek good keer of her, my little lamb— My honey ! SLow. An’ doan’ yo" think her mammy ‘s pow’ful proud DAuRER Las’ night to hear de people clap so loud seven o'clock it ‘To mek her sing anudder time? Dat chile Looked ober all dem haids an’ sent a smile Right into dis brack face! De good Laud bless My honey! MAWXIRT PRANCENE CROCKER, ‘oes off about noon.” Where did you get it?” HE HAD THE LAUGH, 1. FARMER Jones—* Thet's right ; laff at this ole hoss an’ his leg-protectors, but — EASY LESSONS IN BABY- TALK. Gathered from the best authorities, Man—mannyman, Food—hungy. Horse—ponyhort. Dress —cody. Cow—bossycowow. Book—musentear. Dog—boowoowoo. Love—bessit. Boy—ittieboy. Feet—tootsiewootsies. Girl—dirly Hands - paddies. Watch—ticktick. Finger-nails—tutemoff. Bird ~ fyaway. Hat—puteon, . Sleep—dowockwock. DAVID M. TALMADGR, Stairs—fallyfall. Pin—ugh-nassy. Knife—hurty. “When I set the alarm on my clock at 1 bought it when I was down in Phila- —"* Well, they simply sold you a Philadel- A z Fe ts at if s ti 1 THE ONLY TIME A MANSOM CAB IS REALLY A HAND- " SOME CAB. A VOW OF CONSTANCY. fa DOUBT not that I love thee as of old. In thee a wondrous charm I still do see, = I feel a pleasure contemplating thee Such as the miser feels in sight of gold ; Thou fillst me full of pain when thou art cold, te But when warm fires do move thee,then,ah me? " All disappointments vanish suddenly And vistas of great joy thou dost unfold, So, though at times thou art the source of woe, F And though at times thy presence I may rue, f Yet,'mong thy lovers count me e’er enrolled * As one, no matter how life's stream may flow, Ee Who vows he'll ever constant be, and true— ic Yes, buckwheat cakes, I love thee as of old! ii NATHAN M. LiVY, A USEFUL APPLIANCE. " ‘OWE HAVE got out a special cyclom- eter for women,” remarked the deal- er to Tomdik. “ What is special about it? Is it smaller in size than the men’s?” “Yes, it’s smaller; but its great advan- tage is that it registers one hundred miles after a run of sixty-five.” THE BOGUS POPULIST. Wit ! put up Scraggs as a candidate? Why, he'll be licked just as sure as fate. Well, first of all, he has two front teeth ‘That are filled with gold which shows beneath. ‘Then there's his wife, who is rather fair, And proud of her shock of golden hair. A year before he became a ‘* pop” Me carried a cane with a golden top. In one of his speeches he confessed | ‘That the sun sets golden in the west. His parents—why, ‘twas only last May ‘They had their golden-wedding day. That silence is gold he will insist. ‘That man 's a fake as a populist. MILTON CoLDSsTTH, TRYING TO PLEASE HIM. Arizona Pete—“Shorty Grizzle shot Dempster full of holes.” Alkali Jack—" That's all Demp- ster was always a crank about ventilation.” 2, —say, git on ter the way he’s beatin’ the crowd . 1 comicbooks.com