Judge, 1896-08-29 · page 14 of 16
Judge — August 29, 1896 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**—a typical mix for early 1900s magazines. Most content consists of product advertisements (Buffalo Lithia Water, Liebig's Extract of Beef, Sohmer Pianos, champagne, bicycle saddles). The few **editorial jokes and cartoons** include: - Brief humor pieces (Mrs. Matron complaining about a three-hour photograph sitting; a barber's insult about a customer's hair) - A reworked "Queen of Hearts" nursery rhyme about digestion - "Splendid Chance": a widower jokingly suggesting his deaf and dumb son become a barber—the humor relies on the dark implication that such disability suits that profession The **"Advertising Solicitors Wanted"** box indicates Judge itself was actively recruiting advertisers nationwide. References to "**the Campaign**" and "**sound money and protection**" (in the Leslie's Weekly advertisement) suggest this page dates to a presidential election era, likely 1900 or 1904, when currency debate was politically prominent.
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BUFFALO LITHIAWATER DIURETIC IN CALCULI. DR. HENRY M. WILSON of Battimore, ez- President Medical ana CMrurgical Faculty of Maryland : “My experience ta be eof BUEEAT O) LITHIA WATER mere maaan positive character that I do not hesitate to express my prefer- ence for it as a diuretic in Urinary Calcul over all other waters that I nave ever used." Sold by Druggists. Pamphlet free. Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. other evening. her husband, ‘* Been having baby’s picture taken. ‘They have a way of taking them in- stantaneously now, you know.” were you at it?” Detroit Free Press. * I'm tired to death,” declared Mrs. Matron- | cessity be genuine) aid digestion. Don't accept eane reached home {rom down town the perwee BS oe i “What's the matter?” asked | Brand, “How long | cutting badly, sir. | ** Three hours and a half."—| I don’t know of any one who can cut it worse The queen of hearts once made some tarts All on a summer's day. Did the knave who stole them have a thing Bat indigestion? Say! Her majesty, in laughing last, Laughs ‘much the best, I'ween; For when, [ ask, was't ever writ ‘That'a knave could beat a queen? —Detroit Tribune, The Original Angostura Bitters (must of ne- insist upon having the Abbott Druggists. Barber (insinuatingly)—" Your hair needs Customer (testily)—"* Well, than you."—New York Advertiser. For delicate cooking use Liecbig COMPANY'S Extract of Beef Gives strength and delicious flavor to all A Shield ‘and a protection against ™ cold and dangerous exhaus- tion is a cupof beef tea made with Liebig COMPANY'S Extract of Beef Refreshing Nourishing Satistying f your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. ** Mudger scems to be coining money nowa- "Yes; he has invented a safety coup- and grappling-iron to keep women's shirt-waists and skirts together.""— Chicago Record THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos aro tho Bost. Warerooms: 149-185 E. 14th St., New York. CavTion.—The buying public will please not local the Sonvttn, Fiske’ with ‘ne'el esate sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spelle— S—0—H—-M-E-R. He—*'Pon my soul, Miss Amy. I never pro- posed toa girl before.” Ske—"" I believe you; and, for your own sake, I'll see that you never do it again." —Brookiyn Life Advertising Solicitors Wanted oe in every city in the United States to canvass. for JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE. The right men can make money rapidly. Persons with advertising “ pulls wanted. Address Wrst F.Coox, JUDGE Pus. CO., Adv, Dept. ME—** Make him a barber.” SPLENDID CHANCE. Suz—T don't know just whatever I am going to do with my poor boy who is deaf and dumb.” 110 Fifth Ave., ten NEW YORK. GREAT WESTERN.” GREAT AMERICA’S GREATEST ( CHAMPACNE; “(QREAT WESTERN” ag in 1895 reached the eee Spe 5TH PLACE ‘or - in the sale of Cham- pagne in the UNITED STATES, MUST BE A REASON FOR THIS, PLEASANT VALLEY WINE COMPANY, Collars: RHEIMS, STEUBEN co., NEW YORK. “GREAT WESTERN” is now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homes in preference to For- eign Vintages. For sale by all Aretelass Grocers & Wine Merchunts, LESLIE’S WEEKLY ™ the Campaign inciudes ms neg TWO PERSONS perfect and cor iemeeetes for TIAN, WOMAN OR CHILD. Se testers BEcK BICYCLE SADDLE Co., NEWARK, N. J, See the wonderful Statue Cartoons in LESLIE’S WEEKLY. They are the hit of the campaign. | above is a reduced specimen. LESLIE’S WEEKLY is doing valiant work for sound money and protection, Send a dollar for a three- months’ trial trip. ARKELL WEEKLY CO., 310 Fifth Avenue, New York. The Souncf) Constable Co, Fashionable Foulards. CANVAS GRENADINES, MOHAIRS. 196 a NEW YORK. DEAPESS 2.440 moses cunt. ‘NOPAIN. Wn Gent .Mleeex Co, B58 Urey, eV, ts bos 20a Pros Twelve Detective Stories by Seana OFFETT. Price, $1.00. comicbooks.c dm i