Judge — August 15, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“T see," ste laia down + copy of the Stamboul Cimeter, “that the women o1 America are discarding a barbarous garment called the petticoat and are adopting something like our own trousers. Our benighted Occidental sisters are slowly but surely learning the ways of civilization, poor things !"— Buffalo Express. Everybody needs a tonic part of the time, many people all the time—Abbo't's Angostura ” remarked the pearl of the harem as | “Why did you break off your engagement | with Miss Bertha?” ‘ Because her parrot was always saying ‘Stop that, George." ‘* But what difference did that make? Your engage- ment was not a secret.” ‘But my name is not George." — Tit Bits. Buy $1.00 worth Dobbins’s Floating-Borax Soap of your grocer; send wrappers to Dob- bins Soap Manufacturing Company, Philadel- phia, Pa, They will send you, free of charge, Hobson—" How do you stand on the cur- rency question, Dobson?" Debson—'* I'm aw- fully sorry, old man, and I'd be glad to accom- modate you ; but the fact is I'm broke.” —Mew York Commercial Advertiser. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to HOKER'S WITTERS. VE, YQU'REA L A WiU.GONVINCE THay Bitters is the tonic you need. At druggists. | Postage paid, a Worcester ‘Pocket Dictionary, | 298 pages, bound in cloth, profusely illustrated. Offer good until August rst only, The half-sister of the man whose uncle's grandfather once met the nephew of the man whom Iryan was named after lives in Skooz~ ville, Colorado. ‘Therefore Skoozville is stag- gering around in a delirium of joy.—PAiladel- pia Bulletin, You may break, you may shatter, His bones if you will; But the scorcher will hang o'er ‘The hanule-bars still, —— —Cleveland Leader, OPIUM AND MORPHINE“ HABITS.” —_ if you have a friend who usea Optum or Morph e ‘radically different He gr other narcgtie oo nothing. Hinctanatl, Ohto. srltdielat'Goce,” Sy treatment Husband (to wife in full evening dress)— My stars! is that all you are going to wear?” iba Brak| Wife (calmly)—'*All except the flowers. Which ised jard, M. D., 157 Race street, (resignedly) —"* The biggest.""— Mev EVANS’ IS SIMPLY A GOOD OLD ALE. That's Enough! Oh, lightning-bug, how fair your fate ! ‘What peaceful hours you pass! You lavishly illuminate And get no bills for gas. Washington Star, “We lost our hired girl to-day. My wife fired her for riding a bicycle.” ** Why, your |wife rides a wheel herself, doesn’t she?" "* Yes That is the reason she doesn’t want the girl to ride one."—Cincinnal Dandruff, Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, and Odors from Perspiration, quickly relieved by of these clusters would you select?” Husband York “Do you believe that we can telegraph to the spirit-land?* ‘Yes, indeed. I had a dis- patch from Bob Radger yesterday.” ‘How i was from Bob?" “*I had to '—Detroit Free Press. A good bull was recently made in parliament by Mr. Murnaghan member for Tyrone, who, on being stopped by the speaker, said, I bow, | sir, to your ruling, and merely beg to reiterate what I was about to observe."—A /bany Times- Union. CIGARS, ALL IMPORTED TOBACCO. HIGHEST IN PRICE, FINEST IN QUALITY. asc. a Bundle, xo in Bundle. Trial Package in Pouch by mail for 256, H, ELLIS & CO., Baltimore, Md, THE AMERICAN TOBACCO CO., successor, Packer’s Tar Soap. “Excellent in Chafing, Dandruff, Itching.” Med. and Surg, Reporter. | li WM. C. WILE, A. M.. M.D., LL.D., Dewey under the gad ithe BUFFALO LITHIAWATER EPHRITIO COLIC. 1» Comm... Monthiy, December 15. 1888): "In a recent outbreak of NEBHRITIC COLIC in our own person the attack, BUFFALO LITHIA WATER f the kidneys and bladder of all foreign substances. Ail of the refte Bempaly relieved, and we feel under a deep debt of gratitude to this most excellent Water for wonderful Drugrists, Pamfphla! free. reoorts the following (New England Medical was speedily cut short. the stones quickly passed, debris which followed showed a thorough cleans: x symptoms and sequel were ‘Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. Ameri Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere, Received the Highest Award for Merit and General Excellency,” World's Columbian Exposition, 180%. Mrs, Brown —" How would you define stact’?" Mrs. Jones—" I should say that tact is the ability to make your hnsband believe he is having his own way."—Odds and Ends. L& WILSON THE CELEGRATED CKTALS = Aa ready for tse fequire no Mixing. Conneasarsagree tht of fr portions, the one bottled and aged mest be the beet. Try out Yor Ki Rous: "For sale on the Dining and Buffet eee see ae coor the U.S and all drugs AVOID IMITATIONS, G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Prop: Is made of the same material an sweetening “dey and ‘and dealers, SOHMER | Pianos are the Hest. Ree MOS EMO St Mew Yor, public wil pease not com va=The buyin fond the Sonman Paks with "one" of © Ganleely sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells S—0—-H—-M-E-R. Jopor’s Lr F 1a fall of pure fun. No politics, 106, Collections of different Columbia adver- tisements were submitted in competition loch Cote Bicyclerecently offeredas The winning collection was sent byH. F.Wendall, Lelpsic, Ohio, and con- tained 2,089 different advertisements of icycles sti JARD OF THE WORLD This contest has demonstrated in a re- markable manner the secure popularity cof Columbia bicycles and the wide-spread desire to secure one. If Columbias could be sold for less, the use of Columbias would be universal. But Columbia qual- ity can only be maintained at its un- varying standard +100 en by asking one saviaying pee ALIKE. lartford Bleyel lambia tert alors ose Cetaisaue By mall tor fegatine dampnot ts usually ssked— $70, $88, $80, 448. the Colurtina gene POPE MFG. CO., Hartford, Conn. Branch Houses and Agencies almost everywbere. CIENCE ano ART Appiie to OLLARS Blair's Pills English Remedy tor cour ¢ and RHEUMATISM. SAFE, SURE, EFFECTIVE. yeists, or 224 William Bt. 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