Judge — July 18, 1896 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. UNITRD STATRS AND CANADA IN ADVANCE. ‘One copy, one year. or s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy. six months, or 26 numbers - 2.50 One copy, for thirteen weeks - = 1.35 Inclading the Cunistmas JuoGe. FORRIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To all forcien countries im the postal union. $0.00 year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Junce BuiLpins). Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York. We guarantee advertisers a larger circulation than any other Ameri published. mn satiri- all for sale at Brentano's, le itreet, Strand, Londo 18, Leipsic, Germa Cable address (27 NOTICE TO PURLISHERS.—The contents of Jupce are protected by copy- ght in both the United States and Great Britain. Infringement of this copyright will he promptly and vigorously prosecuted, H ENRY M. dency. sn't the right kind of Teller to be promoted to the presi- HE WEEPING of Senator Teller at St. Louis was profuse, but the convention escaped by way of the gal- leries. HREE ERATIONS. hence, when the Venezuela commission makes its report, there is going to be trouble, see MB: CLEVELAND says ne wants to be a private in the Democratic ranks, No substitute in this case, you will observe. THE NOMINATION of Hobart makes it certain that New Jersey will continue to belong to the United States of America. ME: MORTON got three votes out- side of his own state. Isn’t that further proof that he didn't spend money in Florida? ALES has his rights, but if Vie- toria should die T. C. Platt would immediately nominate Governor Morton to the vacancy. JUST NOW when a crook gets out of money he generally remarks complacently, “ Really, | must go some- where and shoot a banker.” + Not at all. society.” ALTGELD predicts the complete annihilation of the Republican party. Dear, dear! We hope he doesn’t propose to destroy the poor thing with his favorite bombs. T! E GOVERNOR of South Carolina says there are no spots on Till- an's garments. No, indeed; the senator is mighty careful not to spatter any of his language on them. Ti EDITOR of the Democratic Brooklyn Eagle recently gave in a Sunday supplement a fine colored picture of Mr. and Mrs. McKinley, but he didn’t tell for which of them he was going to vote. A MAN in Michigan died from the effects of kissing a dog. It must have been a case of natural disgust If he had lived he would never have recovered his self-respect, and we half suspect he went off on pur- pose. And very likely the dog is dead too. THE PLUMBERS of this city are discussing the question whether it is right for them to ride to their work on bicycles, Perhaps they prefer chariots; but, anyhow, we hope there are still a few things which men can do without the permission of the law or the organization, somethin ‘There really is in the proposition that men have a right to life, liberty and the y Wheel oF otherwise, of happiness. pursuit, You see, they were thrown so much in each other's SAFETY FOR THE SICK. N ENGLISH DOCTOR is directed by the law to pay a lady patient sixty thousand dollars for divulging a professional secret, and an American doctor pays five thousand dollars for the same kind of outrage. What, now, of the trained nurse? Will it be necessary to get only the one that is deaf and dumb? A NEEDED SUGGESTION. PAIN AND WEYLER are fighting mad because, in behaif of their success in Cuba, they think they should have been allowed to make the nomination and the platform at St. Louis. Perhaps they are paying too much attention to outside politi It ought to occur to them that it would be a good idea to whip the rebels. THE CROW OF THE NEW ROOSTER. HE SILVER MEN are claiming most of the labor organizations. In point of fact there isn’t anything they don’t claim. It is easy work, and the smaller the rooster the more the noise. These gentlemen are amazed at their temporary success, and so are others; but, as was sug- gested by somebody at St. Louis, the worker wants as good a dollar as the dollar of the gold-bug. TWO AMERICANS ABROAD. THE ADMISSION of Waldorf Astor to the society of the prince of Wales is an honor to both, Mr. Astor is quite as good a man, not- withstanding the malicious envy of persons who blame him for his wealth; he can write very good books, and the prince can’t. It reads curiously, how- ever, that he owes his honors to the influence of Lady Churchill, whom he may or may not marry, We should say that that part of the story ought to be impossible. STRATEGY. M*- WHITNEY and his party want the double standard, of course. So they say. What they think, you know, is that there must be a post- ponement of that desired consumma- tion merely as a matter of necessity. It is impossible to do justice to silver by national or other platform, and to try for it is to postpone the reform in- definitely. That kind of talk is pretty and ingenious; but it cuts no refriger- ation in this July weather and it alto- gether skips the Gordian knot. THE COLORED BROTHERS. [N MAKING OUT a list of dele- gates, according to a dispatch, Mr. Hanna used the words white and black, and the black delegates felt themselves insulted by it and were ready to swing away from McKinley because of Their quarrel should have begun with their Maker. Mr. Hanna merely re- corded facts which began their exist- ence at the times the various delegates were born, and didn’t suppose the black men were ashamed of their color or their race. However, they didn’t get away from McKinley, and as the dispatch appeared as a special in the Albany Journal it probably wasn't so. THE JUDGE AND THE VOTING MILLIONS. Ihave been a constant reader of the Juoce since the campaign of 1884, and expect to continue in the same line as long as the paper advocates the Republican doctrine. T think it ‘one of the best political papers in the country. My boy,aged six years, is as anxious to see the Juve each week as Tam, and I hope it will help to instill in his mind the great princi- ples of the Republican party. I thinie the Jupce will help roll up a big majority for Mc- Kinley and sound money, with its telling pictures and sound editorials. I remain always a reader of the Junce. O WRITES S. A. Lowe of the Central drug-store of S. A. Lowe and company of Scottdale, Pennsylvania, The letter is typical of hundreds received at this office, and which are especially numerous during a national campaign. The influence of a national journal like the JUDGE, conscien- tiously conducted, earnest in advocacy of principles in which it honestly believes, asking for no office and expecting merely the fair reward that belongs to business enterprise and integrity, is unavoidably very great; and we suppose that our contemporary Puck, on the other side of the political establishment, can truthfully present the same claim and show the necessary evidence. The cartoon is the story of the campaign, and among the millions of voters there are few who do not feel that it gives them per- sonal suggestion and the sense of a personal interest and favor. comicbooks.com