Judge — July 18, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The record of {utal disasters published in yesterday morning’s papers is a reminder that ace ‘has her holocaasts as well as war.— Ik whester Democrat. ‘The Yonkers Gazette is concerned to know jsiat becomes of all the pins. When the Ga- tte raan went courting in his younger days rd employed his business arm according to ive custom then prevailing it fs likely be located me of them.—A/bany Argus. Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne is the pure juice of the grape naturally fermented. ‘or bouquet it has no superior, Nurse (Go young busband)—"A, beantifl n-pound baby, sir.” Young husband (get- ing things mixed in his excitement)—"* Gl as! Am La father or a mother?’—A musing Yournal. If the signature of C, W. Abbott & Co. is bot on every bottle it's not genuine, original Angostura Bitters. All druggists. “So we have to beg pe ission from a lot Dora (shyly)—"*I became engaged to Mr. Atherton last night.” Cora—'* Oh, you lucky girl! You are sure to have a perfectly lovely time this summer now. You know I was en- gaged to him myself last year."—Somerville Journal, Hungry Higgins—*1 don't believe 1 could walk a mile a day without adrink; could you?’ Weary Watkins — No; 1 couldn't walk a mile without a drink, though I could walk ten miles to get one. Queer, ain't it?”"—/ndian. apolis Journal. As a specific against dvspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BORER’s BITTERS. “There will be one advantage about the horseless carriage,” said Maud Ethel. ‘It won't mistake the sound of a kiss for a chirrup to go faster and compel the young man to grab whe reins with both hands."—Clacinnatt En. Miss Newcomer—"* 1 wonder why somebedy doesn't marry Mr, Langdon, the son of the wholesale grocer?” Miss Blasc—* They will have to give him as a prize with a package of tea if they want to get rid of him.”— Washing ton Capital. Musical people who call at the warerooms of Sohmer & Co, may be assured that they will find what will gratify the most cultivated mu- sical taste in every respect. A bridegroom is never of as much importance as his bride, and she is of no importance at all ; it is her dress. —A tei ‘lobe. HOTEL TRAYMORE, | Atlantic City, N. J. Appointments complete. Location unexcelled. D. S. White, jr., prop'r. i Posts ‘o reteare Suita) soy Gy “Why did Mrs, Dash send for you?" “Why, her careless servant mixed up her real cut glass with the tea-store kind and she wanted me to help her separate them." — Philadelphia Record. {{ men to get into the conference, do we?” ex-| aimed the 9 ive young . Methodist wo- nan. ‘* Well, we'll be able to outvote jen to one when we get to heaven. That's one, A Sure Thing. The WALTHAM watch movement represents absolute accuracy, as near as human ingenuity and skill have yet come. 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