Judge — June 27, 1896 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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AT ONE TIME during a murder trial this town it was feared that the oppos- ing lawyers would kill each other or commit suicide. . PROTECTION AND SOUND MONEY inst {ree trade and free silver! There is no more doubt of the result than there is of the shining of the sun. THE NEW ARCHIMEDES remarks, with thoughts of the prohibition candidate for president, “Give me a Levering and I will move the original question.” EAKN from a Philadelphia paper two flies were recently seen lazily buzzing in a Walnut-street café. Must have been a couple brought over from last year. cee *SJMAKE WAY," says the New York ser cury, “for the sweet girl-graduate Ik will be found, we think, that she is capable of making her own way; else why was she educated ? GOVERNOR ALTGELD will be one of the heroes of the impending Chicago convention, and we have no doubt his influ- ence will command forthe nominees a good many soc votes, POPULIST HOWARD, who wants to im- peach the president, should not stop at Nothing would answer his purpose but the impeachment of the and the power that created it, A REVOLUTION worse than the French revolution is predicted by Senator Stewart unless silver is speedily recognized. Well, the fight \d it has already knocked the Democratic party into smithereens. eee Tickaninny Pome: fo' di behin’ her.” that, univer LACKBURN, drummed out of the Democratic camp by the president and Mr. Carlisle, returns to drive those gentlemen faster and further from that establishment. His victory reminds one of that of Philip Sheri- dan over Jubal Early. EIS a general desire in Russia that the czar and his consort may Possibly this demonstrates loyalty and affection, but there is something in the fact that another coronation would impoverish the ax-payers for all time to come. eae = COWARDLY MEN!" exclaimed Helen Gougar in the pro- on convention at Pittsburg when the persons in question had voted down a woman-suffrage resolution Now it seems to us that they Were very courageous, because they must have known that the lady was watching them PROVIDENTIAL “Tt mus’ be tarrible aggerwatin’ newel toe hnow dat she carn't kick enny one direckly REPUBLICANS READ JUDGE. A SIGNAL ILLUSTRATION of the power of JUDGE to mould pubiic opinion and shape public events is found in the result of the St. Louis convention. The cartoons which we reproduce in this issue date back to 1890 and tell their own story. In the years when no thought of the nomination of William McKinley was in the minds of public men, and when the probability of such a thing had not entered the imagination of the candidate himself, JUDGE saw the”unerring hand of fate pointing to the man of destiny. While self seeking politicians were eagerly scanning the political horizon, searching for the winner to whom they could attach their fortunes, and shifting daily from one favorite son to another, © Dropping buckets int» empty wells, And growing old in drawing nothing up,” Jupce, having at heart only the welfare of the American people and of the Republican party, blazed the way for William McKinley, the typi- cal American, the Courageous advocate of protection to American indus- tries, and the most conspicuous defender of the American wage-earner. Now that his triumph has come, JUDGE feels that it may felicitate itself upon: the result, since it demonstrates that JUDGE knew the American people and knew the man for the hour. THE OLD PROBLEM. THE KAISER tells the clergy to save souls and let politics alone, In many cases the soul and the history which politics makes are so closely associated that you can’t touch one without encountering the other. It is the old insufficient brevity of general orders which no conscientious clergy- man can wholly respect. NO STRADDLE, THE SILVER MEN will rule and ruin the Chicago convention, It is the sound- money men who will have to bolt or eat the large, black bird. It is beyond the power of these forces to combine so that the voters will have faith in their wisdom or their sincerity. The story is told, They must fight each other while their legitimate opponents march to victory. WIND. 66 ALL WIND,” says Chairman Harrity, speaking of the threatened split in the Chicago convention, That is what the people of St ‘Louis say of the recent cyclone iurthat town. It was wind, That was what caused the:lamentable destruction. We do not expect that the wind at Chicago will pull down the convention building, but its effect will be felt at every voting: place in the United States. THE LATER RICHARD. ICHARD BLAND is the natural candi- date of the Chicago convention, and the 7 majority of that body have started the sug- gestion, “A kingdom for our Richard!" While it is true that Andrew Jackson and other dead Democrats do not turn over in their graves, ic must be remembered that they are not in the habit of doing so and don’t know how; but there is a great ratiling of such of the Democratic dry bones as remain over ground. BUILD, BLUE GRASS. NTUCKY buries Carlisle and Cleveland, and with them the third- term business, Thus good comes out of Kentucky, and more than good because the state is likely to remain in the hands of the Republicans for a long time to come. The period of the solid south goes by, and only the bourbons weep at its passing. The change might have come more gracefully, but it is as good as if the fighting Democracy had purposely planned it themselves. THE TOO FANTASTIC TOE. ‘THE METHODISTS at Cleveland denounced dancing, but failed to say how fast one may run or how high he may jump without affronting his own or his church's dignity. It seems to us that there ought to be rules to regulate the rebellious leg. May one kick out if he doesn’t touch anything or wrench the knee or toc of the pedalistic part of his anatomy? Is the hop-skip-and-jump of childhood a wrong thing? Must one go on stilts in order to skip the improprieties? Soniiebeoks com