Judge — June 27, 1896 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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VIRES ACQUIRIT EUNDO. E VESPER song hadde longe been sunge When Ladye Maude with speede Rode downe ye avenve and flung Herself from off her steede. “Sir Bedivere has sought his couch ; Much care his soul hath tried.” Ye servant thus ; ye Ladye Maude Looked at her limbs and sighed. * [meant to aske Sir Bedivere This pair of —er—garbs about— How men coulde hang them oer a chair, From prince to peasant lout, Without their pockets kicking there A“ FOUR-IN-HAND” TIE, And small change sliding oute 7° One much worn by the theatrical fraternity, | She rolled ye bloomers in a ball Withe strings ye forme toe keepe, Thenne turned ye bath-tub over all And calmly wente toe sleepe. AT, WORDEN, HER INFERENCE. + DOoPNe exclaimed Margie, looking at a fungus growth on a tree; “I dess zat twee's woots thucked up thomethin’ w'ong.” COBBLE-STONES. *+/M[¥ DOODNESS!” Itwas Margie who spoke. She was looking over the side of the carriage at the surface of the WHY THEY VOTED FOR A FIELD-CAPTAIN, street. “1 s'ould sink when it Mr, JOnNSON ( centre-fielder, running backward )—* Dat's mah fly.” i istui Mr. Lasso (right-field, ditto)—" Dat's mah fly Wained ‘seze: bistalts would det MR. JACKSON (left-field, ditt)" Dat s mah— (bang!) — all mushed up.” HER EXPERIENCE. 4 **AQY HAT biowed off,” i} said Margie in relat: ing a recent experience, “ an’ I tomed tlear home wiz my head barefooted.” THERE ARE OTHERS. i sy DON°T like such ex- pressions as ‘ the glad | hand,’ ‘the marble heart, and the like,” said Mrs Caw-. ker to her husband, “ Well,” replied Mr. C: ker, “wherein do they differ from such time-honored phrases as ‘the cold shoul- der,’ ‘the hot tongue,’ and ‘the stony stare’?” A NEEDED INVENTION. [ WISH the electric scientists Would go just one step higher And fix it so the message-boys Could be dispatched by wire. WE HAVE ALL EATEN THEM. - - SeP)AVIE, is glue used just for sticking things?" asked Edith. Davie, the wise, meditated a moment, * Nope,” he replied finally; “some folks puts it in biscuits.” comicbooks.com {