Judge, 1896-04-25 · page 13 of 18
Judge — April 25, 1896 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, circa 1896. The page contains mostly commercial advertisements with minimal satirical content. The only clear editorial humor appears in the scattered **brief jokes** throughout: - A quip about a man named **Hanna** and his hat (likely referencing Mark Hanna, McKinley's campaign manager, though the exact satire is unclear) - A dialogue joke about men living faster than women - A tall-tale about a Chicago man shooting his drinking water - A wind joke about Louisville pulling out someone's tooth The **bulk of the page** advertises bicycles (Crescent, Waverley, Indiana), beverages (Anheuser-Busch's Malt-Nutrine), bicycle shoes, tires, and patent medicines—typical of 1890s American magazines. The product claims are earnest, not satirical. The Northern Pacific Railroad and tourist book advertisement appears at the top. Overall, this is a **commercial/advertising issue** rather than a satirically-focused editorial page.
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TOURIST BOOK 1 ) is now ready for distribution. Send SIX CENTS for it. NORTHERN CHAS, S. FEE, General Passenger Agent, PACIFIC PSUS: PAUL MINNS RAILROAD. rather like your hat, Gre- It has always been said, with emphasis, that 7 there is nothing the matter with Hanna.— Troy Grevitte—"'I should say not. There's not any of it bad; it’s all good. It’s a Knox hat, old man,” er If you are doubtful as to the use of Dobbins’ | Electric Soap and’cannot accept the experience of millions who use it, after the thirty-one years it has been on the market, one fria/ will con- vince you. imitation. CRESCENT (GKY-HIOR) America’s Most Popular Bicycle. Ask your grocer for it, Take no ibber ork Qs wohartford Conn: file Y Se Health shows itself = Reece in one’s face—in the the fierce road-agent cried. 1éxi ‘The traveler at once complied ~ age complexion. ‘This action is high-handed.” s — Yonkers Gazette. ea e erence sc Nult\Nubiine OPIU ‘Florphine Habit Cured in 10 TRADE MARK to 20 daze. No ‘cured. | On.J.8tePHens, 4.0h10, | —the food drink—is the greatest beautifier of the age, because it Miss B.—" But you must admit that men} is the greatest heaith agent. The pure and palatable nutriment of live faster than women.” Afr, C.—""Yes. The i ife- -bui ak Unne we teat we ele Coal tCeCE AVE. malt and hops. It is the greatest life-sustainer and flesh-builder. Now I'm forty, but I hear you haven't reached | | Every Crescent Bicycle made makes Bicycling Foye at I Bess Ye To be had at all druggists’ and grocers’. more rf. it popular. owner of a Crescent i an enthusiastic Bicyelist, A OTT Prepared by ANHEUSER-BUSCH BREWING ASS'N, \ |1396 Crescent Catalogue Free. WEVA Tes St. Louis, U.S. A. neu ‘We are adding to our list of Agents. M Otatatiese eguat f racdsome see Send for handsomely illustrated colored booklets WESTERN WHEEL WORKS, 2 cede and other reading mater, Irn, OR: 14 Warn B® 1894. Rowse, Hasard & Oo, : Maxers.. 01 G.8t, Peoria, iL in Loui i se 3 Out in Louisville they had a wind so strong eee aro FOF OF OIF OF DIO | sr aage te that ie ek ho a wists oat LI IS Q. MEYER & CO., 24 and 27 West Street, New York City. and pulled one of his teeth, which he intended Fe om ken, Ne J. ers to take to a dentist if he ever got up spunk WHITMAN'S ERP, Deicignn Lazer, | _ THIMIG BOTTLING CO...435-443 Atlantic Ave., Brooklyn, N.Y. enough. Oh, Louisville, Louisville! Is wind INSTANTANEOUS — Sit sec viitesed tea, | A Chicago man shoots his drinking-water] A kiss unuttered is bread unbuttered.—Je. | the only thing that is the matter with you?— CHOCOLATE. rhinceinis. with a shot-gun.— Galveston News. troit Free Press, | Brooklyn Eagle. = T% As Laer hp bp sed ( ee rena e ANHEUSER-BUsc,,, R NAEGELI. Hoboken. N. t GENERAL AGENTS. “Do You “Ball-Bearine” isthe BORE 20 ci = Ricycle Shoes IGYCLES. $85 CNI5) Make Stow Riders Go Fast Send tan cents Eig or low-cut. Cor: 2 .=——___AMERICA’S FAVORITES. | pat ofour high oF new urgtcd Soles Are Bult in the Largest and Best Equipped Factory on Earth.| GAME, baa cath Knee Boot, $6.00. |-Bearing”’ Shoes. Our unequaled facilities enable us to supply better bicycles for less money than COUNTERS Uf he hasn’t them in stoc % other makers can afford to market an an inferior production, hence in pure! INDIANA ie-Mark is . it of many styles e ‘a Waverley there is a clear saving of $15.00 or more. A higher grado BICYCLE Co, C.H. FARGO & CO. (Makers), CHICAGO. . impossible to produce. Our catalogue explains all. Send for it INDIANA BICYCLE CO., Indianapolis, Ind. yw -cut—Cor- %