Judge — April 18, 1896 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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TOO MUCH AND TOO LITTLE. Uncie Waynack — “ Continuous performance, hay! Darned ef I'll squander a quarter ter see one act over an’ over agin, What I'm lookin’ fer is a variety.” (Passes on.) THE NIGHT WE TRADED RINGS, KONDEAU. THE night we traded rings the chandelier Poured witching light within thine eyes, and clear And dear they beamed. We both averred "Twas just for fun, and yet my heart was stirred Until I thought its tale of throbs you'd hear We laughing stood, and And then I placed my ri venir Of all—upon thy ban nge things occurred The night we traced rings. oh, thou wert near! For since that time thy voice is in mine ear, And something passed that lingers sweetly here Within my'soul—for oh, the things it heard ! And, tho’ we dared not breathe the tingling word, "Twas hearts we gave ; thine own confessed it, dear, ‘The night we traded rings PHILIP VERRILL MIGHRLS. en EERE MELTING PAUSING FOR REFLECTION. GosPeL A See sunvax Be || i Bint Biupso (arrogantly)—"* Say, boyce ! air yer ther new hymn-slingin’ A CONVERT. IT WILL ALWAYS BE De Sarry—* | once held thirteen trumps in whist, and only took one trick.” SoFTLEIGH — Dr Sappy—"' No, fact; my partner led an ace, 1 ‘trumped it and they threw me out of the window.” A BAD SPELL INDEED. A MAN asked the stage-driver if he would leave an order at a store and bring the package back with him on his return. At the store the proprietor and all the clerks and the driver were called up to see what the man wanted. No one could read it. It was carried back to the man, who sai must all be a pack of fools! It is as plain as the nose on your face, * Wanted 2 sambux.’” (Wanted, two psalm-books.) Sunday uit pay! i] Vercus Var (sternty)—"* tam! aeronaut of th’ Dead Gulch salvation-fact'ry 7” BILL BLupso—* T-t-thanks—I ‘low I'll be over Sunday ter hyar yer preach !* comicbooks.com