Judge — March 28, 1896 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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The report from) Washington that) Speaker Keed is sit- ting on a volcano is rather hard on the crater.— Boston Her- ald, Some folks are so fond of trouble that they can't enjoy hon- ey for thinking of what would have hap- pened if the bee had stung ‘em.— Atlanta Constitution, “ This," said the mother, in her best instructive voice, as she guided the child through the museum, “this is a praying: machine used by the benighted heathen.” “1 don't think that is half as nice as hav- man with a ring in his nose!" said Mrs. Snaggs to her hus- band. “* He must be the great skin cure, followed by mild doses of CuTiCURA RESOLVENT (the new blood purifier), will afford instant relief, permit rest and sleep, and point to a speedy cure in every form of torturing, disfiguring skin humours. Beye Srypadont ne wont, Rutan dengts New Forres Dison Cusu:Conr Boson, U “Oh, look at that a foreigner. don't Instantly Relieves you think?" ** Either a foreigner or a yachtsmat TORTURES [225 ae | man?" * He has his Awarm bath with scenter bored. Cuticura Soap, Pittsburg Chronicle. ‘ Telegraph. “a single application of Cuticura (ointment), The aide-de-camp |rushed unceremoni- ously into the tent of the commanding gen- eraless, started to sa- lute, but wound up in her excitement by feeling to find if her cap was on straight “The enemy are ad. ing your praying done by the preacher, like we do, do you, mamma?" asked the small girl,— Indian apolis ournal. Blair's s Pills Great English Remedy tor 4 GOUT and RHEUMATISM. = CDort let Whiskey, ger vancing in force,” she said. The gen- eraless looked up ne gestofyou calmly. ** Tell them it, I am not at home,” said she.— Cincinnati “OVERHOLT. [Enquirer cat, BURN & Cn Patent Atiorney®, or thelr HN) pre oer and into MS faehelber ey | © oa erd8 (OstHavana (ear EST. COSTLIEST BECAUSE BEST 18S7. = a | Q | Q. Drink a cup of WHITMAN'S & INSTANTANEOUS CHOCO- ¢¢ LATE and drive away the lan- guor. It's the best for tired 3 people because it's not the § slightest work to prepare it. & The best for all people because % it’s pure, delicious, wholesome. 3 Sold by all dealers in pound and }phalf-pound cans. Bg STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, Soledirs PHILADELPHIA, PA, vA 7 SSSR neem oer “Oh, Ts'y! wot's Orange free state mean, Billy?” “Why, where yer gits yer oranges fer nuffin, stoopid !” —Punch. day and upwards. ice t0 and from Grand Central depot free. TON. D.C. Hotel Johnson. New ropein pian, Srco-per days Americom, ‘All kinds kept in stock | BLAM BOOKS ers Street, New York. | DENMEYH & SONS, WENRY Lb PAPER WAREHOUSE. ack Tottatog, New You.” ALL KINDO OF PAPER EADRTOORDER. Rae's Lucca 0il The Perfection of Olive Oil TS Your physician will tell you that Olive Oil, pure and sweet, is one of the most wholesome of foods. Rae's Oil is pure and stecet, as testified to by numerous awards and wide repute. A trial will convince you of its superior excellence as a food product. Guaranteed Absolutely Pure by S. RAE & CO., Established 1836. Leghorn, Italy. went eueunanounueceatt The Things Left Unsaid osnnvonssccaent —the things we can't put in words—the balance—the glide—that easy glide—on the wheel that is ‘365 days ahead of them all.” See that curve? -KEATING= Art Catalogue, 2 two-cent stamps. = KEATING WHEEL CO, Holyoke, Mass Sonne avvoveneoanenecennenn ass maeruentmnereeeertumst eae Tor 3 conte (oF sampe) 20th Ee vost paid =I “THE HUMAN HAIR. Parakey fF RARLER PARK ENG RB he = WIS A See a eca thie tle book HOW TO MAKE ADIPO-MALENE. RUPTURE CURED, IMUROVED ELASTIC THUS. 62a and ued Broadway, or. 18th ie Now Korks The tana that never manes you swear, «THE BENEDICT.” mnORIY perfect Collar and, Cuft Button s oblong, goes In ke a wedi Mind files around’ ficrose the bation bofe ERD view. be sdjusted wi in gold, sliver and rolied old. Can be paton any sleeve-button. JUDox fudorses ft as tht | BENEDICT DROS., JEW ‘Broadway and Cortiandt 8t., Manufactured for tne trade by ENO8 RICHARDSON & CO, 23 Maiden Lane, N. ¥. SEND FOR CIRCULAR. JOHN H. WOODBURY tnventor of Woodhury's Factal Soap, Sst0 ara experience, ie | Biemiahes. 2 W. Mca LOOD LOOD POISON ALT Y scayst Primary, Keo ‘Or Ter. Ai SPECI FUISON pernanenty Jcured in 16 t035 days. Youcan bo treated ag howe foreame price under same cuaran: ty. It You prefer tocome here we willcon- road oto! Bi s seaf 3 7 tract to pay Fal fares Neand > f xe fall care. It youhare taken mer | tal ‘aches ai patches: sinmonth, bore Throwts cers on rows falliny D POL the most obst the world for a wnat cures, Tle disease haa aiwei Eabied theakili of the moet omin BE Dh ee giants (8500.08) capt bens Soon waranty’. Absota Press OF FLESS & RIDGE PRINTING Co., F'7TH AVENUE, NEW YORK. fate. ‘Gdress COO! B87 axscnio “Tempio, CHICA aS OR oo icOMIeHOoKkSseon