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BICYCLE PROVERBS. One of the clever people has been at pains to invent a variety of proverbs for the benefit of bicycle-riders. Here are a few of them: Stolen bikes run fast. Well tired—least tired. A stone goes before a fall. A ring in time saves crime. ‘Too many bicycles spoil a walk. Spare the pump and spoil the tire. It is no use sighing over spilt cycles. Where there's a way there's a wheel, A novice and her bike are soon parted. One man can set a beginner on a bicycle, but ten can’t keep him there.— Yorkshire Weekly Post. land there will be no danger of the corks dying ead the Al woth hips It is unnecessary to ¢# Stand It up to "3 we “settle” it. There is no sediment in the bottles. C.H. EVANS & SONS, Brewers and Bovlers of the Celebrated EVANS’ ALE, Hudson, New York. Founded 1786, “Darling, did you sing any pretty songs at Sunday-school?” ‘* Yes, mamma; we sung a lovely one about * Greenland’s ice-cream mount- ains.’ "—Pittsburg Bulletin. TOBACCO-TWISTED NERVES. The Unavoidable Result of the Continued Use of Tobacco. ; : Is there a Sure, Easy, and Quick Way of Obtaining Permanent Rellef from the Habit? Millions of men ee they need stimulant cause their nerves: art ect on fire by tot pecsistent. abuso to which fhe tobacco-user subjects his nerves cannot | | tell how much better: {Sa ou follow the a CURED YORTY-NINR CASES OCT OF FIFTY. Hounroox, Nevada, June 13th Gueritnns The fects of, No-To-ac are truly vwontierful. i had unpd tobacco for forty three ack Lided two ones of NovFofae ab HILSO} hiteman, an i used. tobacco ae tad say ey have’ po detire for it nover ‘aity wot have used No-To-Mac through my i001 nee, aud Tonly kuow of one case wiicre fe did aot cure, faba then tt was the fault of the patient, Twas aixty-four years old last week.” T have | seventeen pounda in feah elnce f quit the ust of tol 0 can Use this letter, OF any part of ftyas you wish Yours respectfully » Honnnoox, ff your Dealer does not keep them, Order DIRECT from us. Perfect Picture! New method. without chemfcals, t nea ou say itis wonderful. Indeed: iti, No-To-Bac cured over three hundred thousand cases 1 fou cat be made well and strong by Noto. oF al i Bac. aon own di pleture every minute. apparatunwith iipression a Stk aa ci 283 Cha BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere, “ Received tho Highest Award for Merit and General Excellency," World's Columbian Exposition, 1893. ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Soneus LEAN in the hearts of Americans. SECOND to none,’ at home or abroad “Great Western” ACKNOWLEDGED TO BE THE VERY BEST AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE. CHAMPAGNE STATISTICS FOR 1895 SHOW THAT of all Champagnes, foreign or domestic, sold in the United States, “GREAT WESTERN” STOOD FIFTH — LEADING every other American Champagne BY A LARGE MAJORITY. For sale by all Leading Grocers and Wine Merchants PLEASANT VALLEY WINE COMPANY, THE NORTHERN PACIFIC RAILROAD’S new TOURIST BOOK IT WILL BE CALLED WONDERLAND Send SIX CENTS for it. It will give you information upon which to base your plans ieee SUMMER OUTING. BE SURE TO SEND FOR IT. CHAS. S. PEE, General Passenger Agent, ST. PAUL, MINN. for 1896 will soon be ready. ‘Through tickets to Japan and Chi- Steamship Co., an American Line, THE CELEBRATED SOHMER FPianos are the Best. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St, New York. Cavtion.—The buying public wil please not con found the Sonmen Piano with ove of a similarly feos sagt pl pb bef concer ned S—-O-H-M-E-R. freer If you want a sure relief for pains in the back, side, chest, or limbs, use an Porous Allcock’s Plaster BEAR IN MIND—Not one of the host of counterfeits and imita- tions is as good as the genuine. ‘Up-to-Dateness ts © primo quality In the It's modern in every respect. It represents the highest art in bicycle construction—graceful design andeplendid Asian. ‘Four elegant models $85 and $100, Catalogue free. Write CENTRAL CYCLE MFG. CO., 11 Garden St., Indlanapolls, Ind. 2 WINDY WEATHER, But, as is always the case, the wind veered around as he started on the return trip, Mental Depression “» Bromo-Seltzer == 1a who makes the GREATEST NUMBER OF ENGLISH Cellars; RHEIMS, STEUBEN 6O., NEW YORE. as A“ POEDU om the Word DELICATEGSE La Delicatoese’” Company, Herkimer, N. Ys