Judge — January 25, 1896 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘Tis now the salesman gazes With an inguiring eye, And wonders if she's ** shopping,” Or if she wants to buy. —Buffalo Times. Safe, sure, prompt, is Bromo-Seltzér For all headaches and stomach disorders. Student (hurriedly accosting a mate of his)— “Sapperlot, there are a couple of creditors close on my heels.” Feliozw-student—"" Quick! run into the savings-bank over the way. No- body will lok for you there.” —Buncer Aller. i. For quality, purity, bouquet arfd healthful- ness there is no wine as good as Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. ballet-girl loses her suit,” line in an exchange hidden it awa where she put it. says the head- Perhaps she has only a thimble and has forgotten Troy Press. Several weeks ago an eminent Rochester siergymas took ‘af the subject of ‘hia’ seraon “The Bicycle.” Upon her return home one of his feminine parishioners asked her brother- in-law if he could guess what the subject of the minister's sermon had been. He made the ad- mission from behind his magazine that he could not, and the lady said, ** Why, he spoke upon the’bicycle.” “Ah, 1 see,” said he ; * the ser- mon on the mount.""—Kochester Democrat, Mrs. WinsLow's SooTHING SyRupP for Chil- dren ‘Teething : soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 2g cents a bottle. Child—‘* Why don’t you have your dinner- table mended?" Hostess—"* Mended?” Child- “'Yes'm. It's very weak and rickety, isn't it Hostess—'* Why, no, dear. It's solid mah any.” Child—** That's queer. Mamma said I must remember not to lean my elbows on it while eating. Our table is real strong."—Pitts- burg Bulletin, Packer’s Tar Soap. “*Wonderfully soothing and heal- ing.”—Journal of Health, New York. “Excellent in dandruff, chafing and itching.”— Medical and Surgt- cal Reporter, Philadelphia. “It leaves the skin soft, smooth and supple. A luxury for shampoo- ing.” —Medical Standard, Chicago. \ SOLE AGENTS Fon UNmeD ‘STATES XCANAD, THe HILSON (@MPANY. FIRST AVENUE and 39th ST. NEW YORK. eee: “The reason why I hang about this house ‘so long,” observed the icicle, ** is that there's a lot of Boston girls inside of it."—New York Tribune, By adding twenty drops of Dr. Siegert’s An- gostura Bitters to every glass, diseases from drinking polluted water are avoided. An opportunity is er good deal like er pin in de sweepin’s—yo' ketch sight ob hit jes’ as hit flies away frum yo’ an’ gits buried agin.—Ar- ansaw Thomas Cat. As a specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for mixing in drinks, nothing superior to BOKEUW'S HITTERS. THE FAMILY REPUTATION. BLrecker LisPeNARD, JX.—'* Bat, father, I've got to spend enough to keep up the repu- | tation of our family for style.” BLEECKER LISPENARD, sR.—‘* Well, it won't take so very much to do that. 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