Judge — December 28, 1895 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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45 3 \ ©, F088 PREPARE TO MEET THY DEA € Tos Rep Leary (the general-advertisement painter) —"'There's thot chrank ava painther an me route i ‘im, Jack, whoile Oi sees phwat hilp he's A few master-touches, CHRISTMAS MORNING. E WOKE, his sleep with trouble fraught, And heard an awful sound, He thought The day of judgment come ; Then he remembered he had bought His little boy a drum ONE SATISFACTION. Mrs. Newlywed —" We raise all our own vegetables.” Mrs, Oldun—* Thi ;. ant, but not economic: Mrs. Newlywed—"1 know that; but then we know they are not adulterated.” THE GREAT LEVER. Merritt-—* What do you think of the woman with a past 2” Cora —" At Christmas she is likely to be won by the man with a present.” is pleas PRIDE. counthry kin throw as shtraight.” iw A FALSE ALARM. STREET-GAMIN (up fo his old tricks)—* Say, gen Cuorus (druggist, monument fiend, undertaker, florist)—"*Any one killed?” ADVERTISING IN THE ADIRONDACKS. FEDICINES § SURGICAL Gow J PREPARE THY ‘ON! SING- Tra JONES’ Fi * | OQ foR A THous AND TONGU | To mect DEATH — 3cE. SOAP \y Rep Learv—"* Now ¢hot's bizniz-loike.” PatT—“' Wud yez look at thot? i'll bet there isn’t another woman in th’ | NO CLOSET ROOM. ¢* EVERY one has a skeleton,” they ~ say, ‘+ In his closet ;” we don’t believe that. In fact for you it cannot be true, Because you live in a flat, SHE IS OLD ENOUGH. SOYVHAT shall. we get for little Emersonia’s Christmas- gift?” said Mrs. Backbay of Boston to-her husband. “‘Letus consider. What is her age?” She will soon be six.” ‘Is she that,old? *-Don't you think she caght to .have a pair of gold-rimmed 2ye-glasses ?” METHOD. HE WHO robs Peter to pay Paul, Cool calculator, Will strike Paul for a larger loan A little later. lere’s a deuce of a riot down on de nex’ street "—— comicbooks.com