Judge — December 28, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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When Prembi, the king of Ashanti, Saw a bloomer-girl from Ypsilanti, He opened his eyes And remarked in surprise On the lack of a crease in her —Minneapolis From Maker to Wearer. REGAL CORK SOLE SHOL YZ For stormy and winter weather. Impervious to sampness and cold. Made of fine Black Calf, Double Cork Soles, styl: ish and comfortable. “A perfect health shoe. Sold at popular Regal price $3.50 at Regal stores. ti. fournal, What are you crying about, my little man?" Little Willie ers hez got a holiday an’ I hain't got non Old gentlen What? ‘That's too bad. How is that?” Little Willie (between sobs)— ‘i Teodon't go-to school yet."— Pitsburg Bue tin, ‘The germs of disease attack the weak. For- tify yourself with Scott's Emulsion. ** You are a liar!" The words rang out clear in the air, A hush of dread fell upon the spec- tators. ‘*Curse you! Kepeat those words and"—— “Bah! cried the first speaker. ‘1 \defy you—do your worst.” The two men rang to a table and seized—pen and ink. They were pugilists.-— Philadelphia Inquirer. The musician or artist who buys a Sohmer piano gets an instrument that is a work of art and the result of many years’ hard study a labor. + 09 Summer St. Boston; 115 and 117 ‘Nassau St., New York: 1347 Broadway, New Yori; 291 Broadway, New York: 367 Fulton F'St.. N. W., Washington; Pa; 78 Dorrance St, Wisdom regards gossip as bein’ as useless Washington jan’ vapid as de cacklin’ ob geese.—De man in Factory, Brockton, Mass, GET RICH Qy! t'ing he knows —De favahs dat de rich exten’ toe de po'r cost de po'r a great deal ob money. ICKLY, Send for 100 Taventions Wanted.” igar Tate & Co.,245 Bros : ‘ay, New York. | ig de victim ob unfortunate but natural imposi- jshun.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, Any fe full of pure fun, No politics. We. BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Nature’s Great Remedy in Uric-Acid Diathesis. The Only Known Solvent of Stone in the Bladder—Its Value in Gout. Case of Governor THOMAS M. HOLT, of North Carolina. Stated by Dr. E. C, LAIRD, Haw River, N. C. Thomas M. Holt. of North Carolina, a patient with strongly marked Urte~Acta suffered frequent attacks of Ne hritte Colte, and at the same time @ severe jection. Except as to the usual treatment for the relief of present paroxyms, I : ae Seeing Norse geal het Stuavely anon BUFFALO LITHIA WATER thtcecta win’ appr ‘aoa cre as to the Calculus and Gouty nifection. Under its action he bas at ‘tous times discharged large quantities of Caleuli and Sand. The deposition of fine markable effect, bot y 1d not infrequently exceeded a teaspoonful. Under microscopic examination it was evident that the Calcall were originally parts or larger formations #hich had been disinte- grated by the action of the Water. What Governor Holt Himself says: “Ido not at all doubt that LITHIA WATER my life was preserved by the most wonderful Waters of the World.” This Water 1s for sale by druggists generally, or in cases of one dozen half-galion bottles $5.00 0. b. at the Springs. Descriptive pamphlets sent free to any address THOMAS F. GOODE, Proprietor, Buffalo Lithia Springs, Va. Spring No. 2. Gov. Diath which I must re- gard as one of vnteeseeanaeeanaeene anueaeensacaneeenneeneeceneneeseveateuan eee nd | | de moon is popular bekase he nebah tells enny- | —De aberage talker in lub wid his own voice | His happiness for months depends upon his decision. If wise he will insist upon Williams’ Shaving Stick.. In no other is the lather so rich and cream-like, so soothing and refreshing. No other yields such solid satisfaction. For sale by dealers everywhere, or mailed on receipt of price (25¢.) if unable to obtain it otherwise. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. LONDON, 64 Great Russell St., W. C. In her impotent rage her grace could only scowl at the duke, her husband. ‘* This,” she bitterly exclaimed, “is what a woman gets by buying what she doesn’t want just because it’s cheap.” — Detroit Tribune. 1 have been struggling for several days against it, but it will come out. Has not Eng- land had trouble enough with the shanty kings in Ireland without trying to annex Ashantee king in Africa?—Buffalo Express, 3 My origtoal method $2. 100-page book i0e. “One on Personal Mague- lerson. J. Masunic Temple, Chicago. QQ Sermo ceca nice ile is ERING'S ecouMEnoeD FOR 3 Exclusive PANT |HYRNOTISM TAILORS PANTS metiure S4 fii, 7 FAULTLESS CUSTOM PANTS CO., 266-268 Wabash Av.,Chicago, Dept. E i oOlIT) sul =a ‘GOUT? BIPERAZIN “azz WILL CURE IT. LEHN & FINK, Agents, New York. WATER — YOU can't tell a balky horse by bis looks and you're just as likely to be deceived ina bicycle. The: no better guide when buying a wheel than this famous name— Monarch It identifies the king of wheels—it's a guaranteo of strength, speed and te- SOLD BY FURNISHERS 40¢ i ‘A man may congratulate himself upon having. jan iron will, but nine lawyers out of ten can | break it after he’s dead.— Philadelphia Record. Mability. A name that you can = proudly point out to your friends. Top sup. Buy-OYCLES DOUBLE feat es tS eaten 72 ey The Leading Testa. SADOEAT AMET RE Perfecto. fo\ang imporved should buy of your cr sears ual We preter you ‘dows not ler. If O.Makers, a N.Y. citys Send money by registered “Defender ‘of the Rails—the New York Central.”—Uiica Herald, comicbooks.com