Judge — December 7, 1895 — page 25: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

TO SANTA CLAUS. DEAE Santa Claus, about thy work, Down dale and up the hill, Pray whisper to the slee Whose stockings thou dost Thy voice shalt bring such dreams That, when the dreamers wake, Verchance they Il do some kindly deeds For His sweet birthday’s sake. TALE OF A BOOK. $+ DED your Cheistmas: book have a good sale?” “Ie did not.” 1, the publishers got it on t at eleven-thirty o'clock on the evening of December twen- 1d failed at nine o'clock on the twenty-sixth.” ty-fourth A MISUNDERSTANDING, NOTICE Jenks doesn’t speak to you What's the ma “Tean't help it. 1 started to talk to him about Christmas deco- rations the other day and he thought er? referred to the black eyes he g in a broil with a mutual friend re- cently.” CUPID'S Ii Wagys—" Perhaps it has someth EDITORIA ROOMS._| A GREAT EDITORIAL SCHEME, No bother with literary cranks and the stove supplied with fuel How is it so many couples are getting married just now ? A PHILANTHROPIST. ++] WISHT I hed money enough ter make ev'ry poor child in N* York happy ter-morrer,” re- marked Dusty Rhodes on Christ- mas eve, “ Wot would yer do?" inquired Bowery Staggers as he finished his schooner and started for the free lunch, “ Put it inter gover’munt bonds. an’ live on de interest,” replied the philanthropic Dusty Rhodes. THE GENEROUS MAN. SSP LL take the will for the deed,” said she. So I said 1 would give her, if le to, A house and lot and nice jewelry And a riage new. JUDICIOUS POSTPONE- MENT. Hojack-—"\ need a new hat, but I won Tomdik- Hojaci m going to swea off then and it will be a better fi FROM THE WINDOW, ‘e-ee! come back here with my bloomers! REIGN. JUVENILE DEPRAVITY. —" Does it take expensive toys to amuse your little boy?” . except while he’s in school, Then he'll waste his time and become tickled to death over the least thing.” hing to do with the Christmas tied.” ' L|| | LITERALLY. Did your old friend Masher turn out a good husband?” Yes. I was the husband, He eloped with my wife,” comicbooks.com