Judge, 1895-11-30 · page 13 of 18
Judge — November 30, 1895 — page 13: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, typical of Judge magazine from the 1890s. The cartoons are brief joke illustrations supporting commercial messages. The main visual joke (top-left) shows a bearded pirate boarding a ship, threatening passengers. The punchline: a seasick passenger says he already "threw up" an hour ago—a bathroom humor joke playing on the phrase "throw up your hands" (surrender). The advertising targets period health anxieties: Teutonic extract and Haskell's tablets promise cures for indigestion and dyspepsia (stomach complaints), reflecting Victorian obsession with digestive issues. Clarke's "Invisible Elevators" are shoe inserts for height—revealing period self-consciousness about appearance. A brief satirical comment mocks wealthy American heiresses marrying titled but short foreign noblemen (Consuelo Vanderbilt's famous marriage), suggesting Americans are buying titles while foreigners need American money. The remaining content is routine product advertising (men's clothing, Williams' Shaving products, bicycles, cigars, chocolate)—unremarkable except showing what concerned consumers then.
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ar RSFSR We, cae FROM INSOMNIA, DYSPEPSIA etcss AVALUABLE SUBSTITUTE FORIEag SY AND PRESCRIBED gi BYALL LEADING PHYSICIANS PREPARED BY S.LIEBMANNS SONS BREWING CO. BROOKLYN-NY. The black-bearded pirate, with a knife be- tween his teeth, boarded the passenger-ship. “Throw Gp your hands!" he shouted. The passenger hanging over the rail smiled feebly. *T think T did not less than an hour ago,” he gaspingly. —Cincinuati Enquirer, ‘QUICKPUTON SHIRTS”. Tee sunsincdy cote cove 98e. each, GEO. BRADFORD TRIPLER, New York's Leading Men's Outfitter. Nassau, cor. Ann, | 36 Park Row, Bennett Building. Potter Building. HASKELL’S DYSPEPSIA TABLETS cote Dyspepala, Indigestion, Offensive Breath, Constt- failonleartbaira, Baa Enects of Tobacco aad Suma: egies or i 1B cents to, TASK ELs 885 West $71 8 St, New York City, Soenof MEN’S WOOLENS, Inishand Scotch Suitings, Homespuns, 4s, Covert Cloths, English Trouserings. OVERCOATINGS. Buyele and Golf Suitings, Ladies’ Dress Cloths. Reugh and Smooth Faced Ladies’ and Chit. * Cloakings, Double Faced Clan Plaid Cloakings, School Pins. isis Sf'moc more thes tg, cae ere SS. Siver pa tbe neo perden, Katalog for '96 free. rae, McRae Keeler Atiebore Mase “A good deed is never lost,” but it is filed away so carefully sometimes that it is hard to find it again.— Texas Siftings, stern oe ogame z Sa toc laity “+1 see she was married ina bloomer suit. What next?” “A divorce suit, probably."— Detroit Free Press. LAZAKPS, Sih Tieden Povcelai Olobes iitreat varies Our Little Parlor Heater | SSahisttome Ses cack bars Tae iisiorady tals Lt cae THE ROCHESTER LAMP CO. 42 Park Place, 37 Barclay Ot, NEW YORK. JOHN H. WOODBURY. inventor of Woodbury’s Facial Soap, bas had 2 pare; cuperignce treating Skin Diveasea “and | Increase Your Height from one to six inches, without detection, by Clarke's Patent Invisible Elevators. Can be worn in any shoe and removed at pleasure; supple and elastic as the foot itself : Presenting at all times a perfectly natural ap- pearance; suitable for ladies and gentlemen, youth and age. ‘Yo be obtained only from the | makers, Broadoooy Pe) 19th ote NEW YORK, CLARKE SUPPLY CO., —in principal forms—are Oldest _and_most famous Strong, inet cake of shaving evap in the For Tours" ‘world. ‘use. Nore.—If your dealer does not have these on receipt of price. Wiliams’ Shaving Stick, 25. fet tal lined case, Williams’ *Soxes° sold by Dealers everywhere. in tho of the best famfiies as a Tot let soap. A'certain prevent ive of chapped hands, ‘tnd Travelers ‘soaps— we mai them—to any address—postpaid— Address THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Ct. London: 64 GREAT RUSSELL STREET, W.C. The Buffalo 7imes says that Consuelo Van- derbilt is three inches taller than the duke of Marlborough. Somehow or other it is only foreign noblemen who are “* short” that marry American heiresses.—Kochester Herald |4AHE GEM OF THE WHEELING TURE SAFE, STRONG, SPEEDY, COMFORTABLE. $65, hs am pig Send for Olympic Book. OLYMPIC CYCLE MPG. Co, | 160 West 23d Street. 35 Wuiberty St., NeW. HIGHESTAWARPe WORLDS FALE it downtown E SURBRUGISg FULTON STINT The Leading Havana Cigar OF THE UNITED STATES. tn the Union, Equal Christian science may be all right for dys- pepsia, but the believer in it generaily sends for a regular physician when he has a carbuncle— | Somerville Journal. can't prepare a cup of chocolate any quicker or any better than a novice if WHITMAN'S INSTANTANEOUS the goodness of {i quires no boiling. Sold by all dealers. STEPHEN F. WHITMAN & SON, Sole Mfrs, PHILADELPHIA, PA. @ EVERARD’S TURKISH. RUSSIAN AND ELECTRIC BATHS. HOTEL ACCOMMODATIONS. ae gt ap iis