Judge — November 23, 1895 — page 6: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

330 Sage A SOCIAL VISIT. GHE obtained an introduction into our set through one of its favorite members. She put herself too prominently forward, however, to become instantly popular, and many of us shunned her altogether. She whistled at oar entertainments, managed our card-parties, and at our social meetings proposed that we indulge in scientific discus- sions instead of wasting our time over tea and knitting. She dressed in mannish fashion, though not without taste, and her appearance among us produced, to say the least, a mild sensation ‘As she was introduced by one of our most popular members she was, of course, invited everywhere, She coaxed us to go hunting, fishing, bicycle-riding (advocating bloomers with the eloquence of one hired to sell them), and talked for hours about WILLING TO SUFFER. ‘Jonathan, you have been outrageously disobedient. What is the most severe punishment I can inflict upon you?” + Just heap some coals of fire upon my head, papa, by giving me a bicycle.” give her impressions of a fortnight’s mingling in society dis- guised as a new woman, WATHAN THEY DON’T GO THERE. S+GOME people hold to the idea that the inhabitants of heaven will follow the same occupations that they did on earth. “Yes: ACCOUNTED FOR, ¢ heard that.” Fane Waynack—"* Only think, Samanthy ; thet rich Mr. Vanderbilk allows his wife “But { don't believe it. The idea won't analyze.” five thousand dollars a month fer pin-money alone.” Mrs. Wayback—"* Wacal, Josh, I uffen think an’ uster wonder where ail th’ pins went “Why not?” to, an’ now I know.” “Well, for example, you know the bible says there is neither marrying nor giving in mar- riage in heaven.” “Then as a consequence di- vorce lawyers would have nothing to do.” “But [ don’t see how that af- fects the idea. It applies only to those who go to heaven, as I un- derstand it.” man’s inferiority and the necessity of doing without him in the coming years, When by chance a few young men were in the company | she tried to shame them with her display of wisdom, asking wonder- ful questions about theosophy and social evolution, and introducing all sorts of subjects, from Greek roots | to Omar el Khayyam. After two weeks she disap- peared from among us, and we | THE ATHLETE, HELE break his collar-bone, break never heard of her again until her his arm, engagement to a young author was . a ie “ 2 x 7 He'll break his skull ; but where's the announced the other day, Then a harm? secret and a newspaper article came TI For any risk- chance the fellow will out together. The young lady was swiresy_—" Say, Till, here a ; wk i areporter for the Daily Whirler, Swiresv—"' Say, Bill, here's er good t'ing in JupGe ‘bout er tramp wot pretended ter hev er fit in front uv er saloon an’ got filled wid whisky, Guess As long as the record he can break, delegated by the Sunday editor to. T'l try it.” He did, but—— —it didn’t work the same, A FLAT FAILURE, comicbooks.com