Judge — November 16, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Cable addres (27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of Juoce are protected by copy- right in both the United States and Great in. Infringement of this copyright will be Promptly and vigorously prosecuted. "THE DUCHESS to Ivor Guest, cousin of the duke—"So have 1.” BEFORE YOU begin to ride the bieycle get one that has been tamed. Carats WHEN YOU say that mum's the word perhaps you mean chrysan- themum. WE HAVE thought all along that it might have been well to send Mr. Van Alen to Italy. TWO PUGILISTS we know of must be the leading spellbind- ers of the next peace congress. s28' 6 T IS NOT going to be necessary, we hope, for a man to give his family history merely because he wants to vote, THERE MUST be night-schools throughout the year in this state in order to teach the male per- son how to vote. Ros Y has recovered his health since he ceased to be the English government, and the government is getting along pretty well itself. AFTERMATH; covered meself up wid hay in de barn HE PRINCE OF WALES nev- er travels, it is said, without copies of the works of Sir Edwin Arnold and Mr. Swinburne. what's the matter with Mr. Hoyle? day on de price.” Well now, H TER M. POOLE says that when Adam built his own rude cabin Eve adorned it in her own gentle way. in Eve's earlier history that has long been felt. Herein is supplied a want HEN THE KAISER goes abroad he takes.with him.one hundred and eight uniforms, Let us not be misunderstood, however. He doesn’t want to capture anybody, and he wears only one of them at.a time. eee = xeligion to-day than ever before, thinks the New Undoubtedly; and the larger part of .it organizes itself York Sun. without a fight and without a desire to destroy any of the rival organiza- tions. HE PAPERS of Montreal are bitter against Henry M. Stanley because he refused to be interviewed, Let them be more generous. As a newspaper man he didn’t want to be stuck-up, but as a member of parlia- ment he couldn't help it. ‘THE CHANLERS say they are the best of friends, and so say most of the other literary couples who have been divorced. So there is hap- piness through the marriage of these ladies and gentlemen, after all, All they have to do is to be as patient as possible and get their divorces as soon as they can, OR, A HEN’S HALLUCINATION. Doxpneary Days (reminiscent )—" Yes, Willie; dough people may laff at dese Rip Van Winkle w'iskers o” mine, dey:did mea great turn Chrismas. 1 slep’ in de night-aforé an’.wuz woke up in de mornin’ by a hen tryin’ ter make a nest in ‘em ; so I wished meself a merry Chris'mas, wrung her neck, lit out an’ sold de hen, an’ got full four times dat THE YACHT TROUBLE. THE DESIGNER of Valkyrie the last says he gained no new wrinkles from American yachts. Well, if he wants wrinkles why doesn’t he go to Dunraven and John Bull? They have acquired a fine supply, and they are deep enough to draw large water. TWO BROTHERS. ‘THE SHERMAN BOOK shows that its author has a long memory but a tender heart. And the letters between the Sherman brothers which it recalls emphasize the fact that neither ever wrote a line which, dying, he would wish to blot. Of what two. other men who lived so long and did so much in public life can that be said? THE DIPLOMATIC ARENA. [8 THEIR closing argument Mr. Corbett gets in a fine upper-cut and the other gentleman a couple of swingers; but the only in-fighting thus far has been such as is possible at a distance of thirty-seven miles one combatant from the other. It has been a battle by telegraph. We had hoped for one by short-distance telephone. THE ORTHODOX WHEEL. DR«LYMAN ABBOTT replied rather impatiently to a request for his opinion of the bicycle and the very next day he was thrown from his horse and had his collar-bone broken. Thus orthodoxy as to methods of riding is vindicated, and retribution calls for its own, Men speak disre- spectfully of the bicycle on peril of their bones. A MUGWUMP REMEDY. SeTAKE THE BALLOT from the majority” is South Carolina's method of mugwumping. It is in- convenient to have the majority rule, and besides the fact that it is the majority is proof positive that it isn't fit.to rule. Doubtless there are northern mugwumps who would be glad to adopt this most potent remedy for the ills that alw: afflict them. THE PROFESSIONAL REFORMERS. Miss WILLARD wants to have the prohibition party known hereafter as the home- protection party. The objectionable word ought to be killed, but it would be far better to kill the party to begin with. It has always been in har- mony and illicit collusion with the enemies of temperance, its main purpose: being revenge on the great organization which in practice and principle was naturally its friend and ally. A QUESTION OF THIS PERIOD. THE BEGINNING of the Venezuela trouble is very far off. During its long discussion the British are putting in their best work and the rights and wrongs of the existing situation are quite forgotten. Two agri- culturists discussed the proper method of planting potatoes, and before they got through their neighbors had harvested their crops. Must we get back to the creation to learn whether two and two are four? OUR ARISTOCRATIC WORKMEN. AX ORATOR recently spoke with emphasis of the uniform of a street- cleaner as a badge of servility. The principle follows in the case-of the soldier. The cook should be ashamed of his white hat and the driver of his livery. Why ashamed? Because they proclaim their method of earning a living. Thirty-years since, when railroad men were maile to wear a uniform, many were indignant and many patrons of railroads sym- pathized with them. How foolish.that seems now! : NO PARTISANS NO CHANGE. WE MUST:COMMEND the Troy Press for the ability with which it advocates the sentimental proposition to put our ex-presidents in senatorial boxes for exhibition as past grand and noble pets; but why should it object to partisans as presidents? Has the successful:party in a national campaign anything to be ashamed of? Is the president of its choice liable to be ashamed of the votes which elected him? How high is the altitude which the Press mentions as “above the plane of partisan politics”? What are parties for, and why is the reigning partisanship better than that which the people have voted in? comicbooks.com