Judge — November 2, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE PRIZE-FIGHTERS might get together and lick the Texas legis- lature. a MARGARET MATHER has lost no diamonds, but she has cowhided her husband. OCKER WASHINGTON is first inthe hearts of his col- ored countrymen. [7 MUST be admitted that John Bull has beaten us in the case of Mrs. Maybricl 6 eae HE PLACE for Judge Gaynor is a pedestal, that the world may continually see how pretty he is. PRINCE HENRY is the power behind his brother's throne con- siderably less than the throne itself. CHICAGO GIRL seventeen years old has eloped twice, and will undoubtedly have many happy returns HAT! the bawdy-house again a source of support for the police and the government of this city? Not this year. KEK Trawp— MAN has been fined ten dollars for sleeping in a Chicago church, and it was a mighty poor lodging: place too. R. HILL thinks for his part that a Democratic legislature that will send him back to the senate will be glory enough for one day. HE STATEMENT that the Spaniards in Cuba are gaining ground undoubtedly means that they are getting themselves into more graves. HE SHEEHANS are in force in Tammany again; and it must be admitted that Brother John, not to mention Brother Billy, is an able financier. HYP NOTISM is charged with the faults of a great many persons who are bound to misbehave; and if they can’t find a hypnotizer they'll ne. A FAIR EXCHANGE us only small money for the millions their nobility carry off with the American heiress. NO FOOTHOLD on either of these continents for any foreign govern- ment! That do-trine 1 s every American a soldier, and what an army is ready to follow such a banner! F. HAVE. no doubt that William R- Grace will be ready to clutch the honors and emoluments, no matter which side wins. He has avarice and diplomacy, and he is the great go-as-you-please mugwump. Can't yer helper poor feller wot's failed in business?" * What business were you in?" Livery-stable business.” no robbery: but the British svndicates give: JUST A HINT. WHAT IS NEEDED is to send John Bull out of South America as his friend Louis Napoleon was sent out of Mexico; and it may not be unprofitable’ for some too ambitious persons to recall the fact that Maximilian was shot. It is rather late to recall James Monroe; but a few hours of Mr. Seward and Mr. Blaine would be gratifying. THE RIGHT GROUND. THE DECLARATION of the opponents of Tammany hall in this city in favor of a decent Sunday with decent liberty is a litle matter of home rule against foreign dictation that will have the indorsement of good citizens of all parties. It means liberty without Tammany hall. With Tammany hall and its government of blackmail there can be no such thing. THE IMPUDENCE OF INFAMY. HE PEOPLE of this city and state didn’t bury ‘Tammany ball for the mere purpose of digging it out of the ground within twelve months. Revolutions do not revolve with that rapidity in the wrong direction. And think of the impudence of the reorganization of the corruption with the very names at its head of the men who managed it during the whole in- famy of its career! AT LAST! CHATTANOOGA and Louisville have spoken for a new era of good feeling, and Atlanta makes it a practical proposition, There is no north, no south, no east or west at this period, but one country, one flag, one army, one uniform, and one destiny, This means mutual respect, one section for another, and mutual prosperity from Maine to Mexico. And so may it be as long as the world goes round. THE NEW BACHELOR. THE TERM “OLD MAID" is not without unpleasantness, though many a good old girl has won a host of affections quite as if she had been known as a “bache- lor"—a term proposed by Mrs. Stanton to take the place of the other. The change will not be gen- erally adopted, we think, because most old maids are sensible women and care for no feathers which do not show naturally from their ha- bitual bonnets MONROE AND PROTECTION, HOPE it is not probable that the next great war in which this country will be involved will begin off the coast or within the boundary of Venezuela. But the line presented by Mr. Monroe may as well be located by the Venezuelans at Chomberg, with the intention of moving it to the Pacific for better identification; and in that enterprise every good American will join hands with every other, for north and for south and continent without end. VERY SIGNIFICANT. THERE IS NO warm personal friend of Senator Hill on the Democratic state ticket. His old partner, Stanciifield of Elmira, wanted to run for attorney-general, and Alton B. Parker was anxious to go into the court of appeals; but they were warned that this was not a good year for their ambition. Possibly Hill was beaten by the other bosses in the cases of these favorites; but we guess David, who is intensely anxious for a Dem- ocratic legislature, knew what he was about from the opening to the end of the convention. AN ORDERED INSURRECTION. THE SULTAN had to do something. Fighting was necessary to his cunning and his cowardice. Did he and his advisers invent the Ar- menian insurrection? ‘The Armenians are used to slaughter and they are more adapted to death and burial than the Turks. If there must be blood- shed they are just the parties to suffer it. What defense could the sultan offer the powers better than that furnished by an Armenian outbreak? And such an insurrection is so reasonably sure of occurrence where men and women must choose between it and dishonor and death! comicbooks.com