Judge — October 12, 1895 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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ude. Wood. Awwms. = Brennann Gretam, neuins, Editor PUBLISHED ONCE A WEEK. TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. METRO STATES AND CANADA IN ADVANCE One copy, one year. of s2 numbers - $5.00 One copy, sx months, of 26 RUMbeTS - 2.56 One copy, for thirteen weeks == 1.25 Tnclading the Cusisrmas JoDcR, FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS—To alt forcien conntries im the postal union, $0.00. year. THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (Jupce buiLninc), Corner Fifth Avenue and Sixteenth Street, New York, “ANTE UP” TEN CENTS. ‘Take the pot and win a theusand—laughs. October JUDGE'S LIBRARY is wholly Po (CL devoted to . For 4 CoP FP NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. The contents of Junce are protected by copy. net in both the United States and Great Kritain, Iniringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorousiy prosecuted. THE OLD TICKET —Well done, good and faithful servants! Try it again. DOCTOR DEVEW didu’t see the pope this time, but he caught a miracle, DUNRAVEN does his bauting by word of mouth, like the truly diplomatic pugil HAT DUNRAVEN wants is _ anew and Is cean, and no Yankee vessel whatever. er VIS THE TRADES and indus- tries of the entire country that are marching through Georgia now. T' AK needs sympathy, be- troubled with both the deadly cigarette and the im; bomb. nary 2 HAVE the strange intelli- gence from Chicago that a man of that town is going to marry his own wife, Miss SUckStEEN: Mx Lavisos—" Mine tear yc ried to-morrow,” F. CONSIDER it significant that Benja with a lady and never turned a hair or nin Harrison, went shopping 1 adjective. A SPOOK DRAMA by the late Barley Campbell is promised. It ought to be successful, for it involves some energetic walks by several ghosts, A WOMAN ORGANIST in a church iff Mason, Ohio, went to her work the other Sunday in scarlet bloomers, and shocked the congregation half to death, We always did think that scarlet was a poor color, N AGAIN refusing to run for a seat in Parliament Sir Henry Irving testified to his dislike of the English egg and inferentially remarbed that he didn't want Lady Irving knocked down by English bullies. IMS REEVES three marries a lady fifty years his junior. It is alleged that he has lost his head as well as ins voice; but it occurs to us that the lady is the one who ought to advertise for something. qu ITOR of the Dansville Advertiser says we owe him a nickel The avarice of that man amounts to total depravity, and we shall contribute to it not one farthing. What does he know of the nickel! ques- tion, anyhow ? at the age of seventy oe EFrac YOUR LF in the interest of Democratic harmony,” says the World to Senator 1 Il, ‘This is to say that the senator's pres ence is dangerous to everything the Democ: Following the logic, if he is tea don’t see how he ic par'y purposes to do ood he will commit suicide. And we fiord to do it THEKED BE MONEY Yo you belie narriage is failure, Me Levisen?”* . Se eee aur itt tate sao old gett nee, his Way out of it, He hasn't known THE PLEASING SURFEIT. ASHINGTON might have had a third term, but he was so pecul- iarly constituted that he knew when he had enough. At this period thete is a faint indication of the opinion held by the reflective Indian re- specting fire-water. “Too much of anything is too much, but too much presidency is just enough.” ¥ NO FLY ON IT. THERE 1S a new flying-machine every day, but it is not practical. It succeeds in breaking its inventor's bones, and stops right there. It has all the requisites for flying, but it won't fly. It occurs to us that, now that everything else has been provided for, a flying-machine that will fly will be a delightful novelty. Why not invent something of that kind? THE OLD COURAGE, HE REPUBLICAN PARTY of this state leads in conventions, and proposes to lead at the ballot-box. It is not afraid to act without precedent, and it doesn’t want to get its cue from its political enemy. That self-reliance is worthy of the party that took the southern bull by its horns in 1856. It is the prompt, manly action of a party that is not afraid to do right. THE VASSAR FIVE HUNDRED. SAR OVE! tar with five hundred girl students. We hope the mili- ystem will prevail there. too. Some day the woman will take her place in the tented field, and she may be necessary to the preservation of the local or general government, or both. On several occasions the Vassar girls have captured West Point, and they have as much right to save their country as if they belonged to the other sex OH, NO! CRY for personal liberty is put forth by Tammany hall. It means liberty of the-police to profit from the infamy of women. It means liberty to rob the city. It means corruption from one end of the city government to the other. It is the livery of heaven wherewith to serve the devil. Oh, no! The peo- ple of this state are not going to vote for such personal liberty as that. HIS PRESTIGE HURT. JOUN BULL has the grip and tenacity of a bull-dog. He has fought his way into a great deal of trouble, and his courage has not often failed him until he has fought IN UT. that there was such a thing as a white feather, and if he ever asked for quarter it is not mentioned in history. With what regret and shame John Bull must look upon the cowardly retreat of Lord Dunraven, NO MORE TAMMANY. HERE IS ¢ ACT that must not be overlooked by the voters of this state. Democratic victory would mean the resurrection of Tam- many hall, with all its old leaders from Croker down. It has taken a long time to beat that organization, and it would be black disgrace to every decent citizen to have in in power. Let it resume and it will have Will the state and the city of New York submit again to that robbery and humiliation? “come to stay.” HOW LONG? SALISBURY says the Turkish government must be dismembered Evidently the Turks in Armenia think the word is intended for the ” helpless Armenians, as the atrocities in Armenia » right on, Is it not amazing that the civilized world should consider at such leisure while the awful crimes at which it stands aghast are multiplied? Is it waiting for a visitation of God? It, too, might suffer from that, because of its long consideration of the ways and means. THE FIGHTING CUBANS. F THERE 1S NO WAR in Cuba, as the Spaniards say, why hasn't the manufacturer of war-material the right to send his goods to Cuba? If there is war, why shouldn't this government recognize the so-called in- surgents as belligerents? These questions are esented, of course, by the friends of Cuban liberty; but, however they may be decided, there is probably not a man in the United States, Spaniards excepted, who doesn't believe the rebels have won their liberty and ought to have it. And pub- lic sentiment in the United States is entitled to a good deal of respect. comicbooks.com