Judge — September 7, 1895 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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PTT TMC RL URBANA WINE COMPANY Gold =Seal 2 Champagne: For Sale by leading Wine Dealers and Grocers. Post-Office: URBANA, N. Y. ARATE SPE 0 SE mit ETT A Kansas man and his wife spent a fortune in suing each other for divorce. After they had gotten rid of all their money they conclud- ed to live happily together in poverty. This is a new demonstration of the theory that the way to get any satisfaction out of wealth is to spend it. — Pitsburg Dispatch He laughs best who laughs most.—Chronic | unhappiness is ingratitude to God.—The un- selfish are rarely unhappy. —Sell-educated sell- control, not ignorance, is real bliss.— Chicago Times-Herald. THE ORIGINAL Pepsin Gum CAUTION,—See that the name Beeman is on each The Perfection of Chewing Gum And Delicioes Remedy for Tndigestien and Oea Sickness. Send Se, for sample package. Beeman Chemical Co. 22 Lake! sant, 0. Jvpon’s Lingany fs fall of pure fun. No polities. 10¢. “Hal” cried the bold navigator. “* Bring me a glass.” He scanned the horizon eagerly. | ™ “Another glass. Ila! After the second glass he had no trouble whatever in discerning the outline of a sea-serpent which was signaling that its steering-gear was not under goud con- trol. — Detroit Tribune. Cut this out THE Vhawhred wn.4-Hose and : exit $ Save the Housewife Work where THEY WEAR A LONG TIME YOUR WIFE BEFORE OARNING BECOMES NECESSARY. will They are the Most. Durable halt-hose is. the market. They are also See it. SHAW STOCKING CO., Lowell, Mass. CONVALESCENTS, NUKE q . MOTHERS & THOSE SUFFERING TABLE FROM sal DY5I TEUTONIC 13 @ DELIGHTFUL wee fi BeVERAce BIG MO! NEY! Speculate » by mail. ives all detatla, Bane ret F. J. WAKEM & CO. ‘Butte A, Owings Building, CHICA oust eaking poner by ipecans iniefaln, praioey eet at il Our book (ach te Bankers tnd Wrote, Ti wi he novelist his tale concludes Upon the wedding-day. hat happened after that it seems He doesn't dare to say. —Washington Capital Work an (politely, t0 old lady, who has accidentally got into a smoking- compartment)—""Nou don't object to my pipe. I “ope, mum 7" Oub Lapy—"" Yes; I do object, very strongly.” Work aax—" Oh, then out you get !” Punch, If this was G For Sale byalt Leading Grocers and, Wine Merchants, LEASANT VALLEY WINE CO., A TIP on AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE. reat Western RHEIMS, Steuben Co., N. Y- HE B. KIRK & CO., 69 Fulton St. and | 158 Broadway, New York Agents. | an advertisement of something you are inter- ested in, how many people do you think would see it? We are positive that in one issue it would be reflected in TWO MILLION PUTT JUDGE is never de- stroyed; read and re-read until worn out. Is unequaled for purity and excel “lence, and is now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homesin preference to foreign vintages: on eyes. 4 trial case will satisfy the most Sastidions, Downtown Coma SuRBRUG IES? FULTONST. The Leading Havana Cigar fe tebe: f 10 to. ‘Exact Oise, saeoe g aTAWL dr, 2 60,Maiors, Perfecto, Bead mousy by repuotered tally vty 138 turned from her vacation yet?” A/rs. Fleigh— “1 judge so. him saying, * Detained on important business.” SOMETHING NEW.... Judge’s Library. Look Out For It. For salo on all Trains and by all “Has your husband's typewriter re I just received a telegram free York World. PRINTED IN COLORS. Price, 10 Cents | Book and News comicbooks.com